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Rocky please- Grace only has two hands 🥲

AMAZE AMAZE AMAZE

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girls.

yeehaw

I am in the sapphic sports trenches

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im convinced i didnt like this the first time i read it because of the reading place i was at last year so imma try it again!!

Asking for a friend…how does one get a hold of Magic Moog’s Magnificent Phallic Phylactery? 🤔

Dudes we’re getting the band back together!

Every man in this book should die

fuck literally every adult in this book

SAYURI GET BEHIND ME 🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

Grr the book is so much more gruesome with the tracker jacks then i remember but i lovee

a wittle bit of a reread, i liked this book in secondary so now i have the whole series 🕺🕺🕺

“Thank God that i’m immune to women.” He says whilst being the most smitten dude i’ve ever read about ong

i love it when my not wife stands at the end of my bed covered in blood ☺️☺️

Im gonna suck yo bloood

Your honour, they’re cute and silly and stupid and i love them and hold them so dear to me

Time to continue this shizzle with gay ninja turtles or someshit

We love characters who refuse to have a simple conversation to resolve a problem…nono only outbursts and blaming here

How has the plot suddenly started taking a nosedive into i couldn’t care less about them?

i need a hit of some regency shiz before bridgerton drops

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ass

having just watched a k-drama that romanticised this tyrant king, it will be interesting to see a romance book against said tyrant king

Gimme a pizza with EVERYTHING
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academic rivals can forever be syringed into my veins

DRAGONNNNS

this is ass