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re reading in honor of the new show

874258964236th time of ez trying to convince kel to forget about his ex

“Welcome to cryptgarden” x10000 better than cringe ass night court

whys the show seem better wtf

i love yaoi but this book needs more tension and buildup to make it truly feel like rivals to lovers

calling him pretty before their photoshoot going crazy

KAZ LETS HER HOLD HIS BARE HAND AND MEET HER PARENTS IM SOBBING

“he told them everything.” I hope kaz fucking kills you wylan

“Two of the deadliest people the Barrel had to offer and they could barely touch each other without both of them keeling over” im actually ill

kaz calling jesper jordie… yeah ill just kill myself!

inej finally knows how he feels life is good! except im not even 50% thru…

kaz so smart its so sexy

she doesnt know what gave him ptsd just knows he has it and is willing to take the torture in his place bc of it.. MY SHAYLASSS

“it was possible ketterdam would not survive kaz brekker” MAD fucking aura

jesper and wylan are so fruity i love them i hope this isnt queerbait

when i said i wanted lore i didnt mean the heartbreaking kind

he carried her to safety at his own expense😭 AHHH

i need lore

not inej lowk making fun of her crippled boss

the contents of her safe…☠️☠️☠️☠️

reginald has a poster of edward cullen that sparkles in the dark

he calls chappell roan Chapeau Roanoke

“And your choice of travel companions? As the kids would say: “CHEF’S KISS!!!” “

“Kissing you wont even to *begin* to get you out of my system” GODDDD

hes accusing her of making up social etiquette LMFAOOO

peter cleans tbe studio “like a christmas elf on a meth bender”

“This guy has amnesia. Actual amnesia, not the kind you and i pretended to have that one time in boston to get access to free hospital supplies.” LMFAOOOO

he got “attitudinal” bc she wasnt on the clock, please go appease your sexy old man vampire

shes a multiple hundred year old witch whose obsessed with a werewolf romance series

cardan: would you still love me if i was a worm