Jennifer Bailey > Recent Status Updates

I’m dying this book is hilarious 💀😂

Oooh it's popping off now

"Tell me what you enjoy, so I can make you love it." IM SCREAMING

I sure hope she figures out how to put two and two together to make 4. Gawwwd she's dense.

BLACKWELL 🥵

“I want him to lash out, to show that he only cares about himself, so I can hold on to my anger” this omg. Abandonment wounds are so hard to move on from.

“Another man who makes me believe I’m asexual.” Felt

Josh is sooooo cute omg 😭🥹

“I wanted someone to want me. No, need me. I wanted a man so obsessed that he hacked into cameras to watch me when he couldn’t sleep. I wanted him to monitor my location data, order me a home security system so no one else could break into my house, and threaten to murder anyone who hurt me. I didn’t want him morally gray. I wanted someone with a soul as black as night.” Effing SAME omg.

“The ghost of that girl still lived inside me somewhere. She had what it took to survive, and I have what it took to live.”

Oh no we’re letting beastie boy out 😭

I’m so angry why aren’t you listening to max 😭

“I’m not made for this” I love Max 😂😂😂

“Your apprentice has set my rose bushes on fire” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“But are you sure he’s the right —“ oooh I smell a training trope with a brood 😏

The rage I feel 😭

Donovan is a real ray of sunshine

Lucette,
May your coffee always be lukewarm.
May you stub your pinky toe on every corner.
May you experience nothing but damp underwear.
May you never be able to find shoes in your size.
May you always have over salted food.
May your pillow always be flat and warm.
May your blanket always be a tiny bit too small so your toes peek out.

Lucerne,
May your coffee always be lukewarm.
May you stub your pinky toe on every corner.
May you experience nothing but damp underwear.
May you never be able to find shoes in your size.
May you always have over salted food.
May your pillow always be flat and warm.
May your blanket always be a tiny bit too small so your toes peek out.

I know it’s because of the love potion, but I would just off myself if I was being smothered like this

Lieve that was such a dick move

Aww that’s so sweet, I like Finn.

If Arden dies, I will RIOT

Stahhhhhp

Get over yourself omg

LOL I like poppy

On behalf of my eyeballs, Ugh knock it all the way off