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i- uhm… wh… i- let’s go? i guess bro, i guess (???)

biting finger giggling reaction image

gets her period once and her first reaction is to give herself a hysterectomy. what else is there to say?

notice how the book gets exponentially better when adam isn’t there? i keep picturing warner as Luca from alien stage. all hail the queerbaiting pregnant korean twink. rip warner you would’ve loved ruler of my heart

ts personal

every time adam speaks i feel my life get shorter

crying over homework took on a whole different meaning

wtf is everyone doing

what even is communism

Nvm Azad being probably secretly a psychopath was not in my bingo card

They better kill off Azad because atp a betrayal would be cheap and there's nothing he could do to make me hate him (that would've not been foreseen or would make me hate the autor)

The fact that I like the male love interest better in this sapphic romance should be a hate crime and I'm gay

Three pages in and this already feels like if Malice could actually redact paragraphs and pull off metaphors. Soraya had quickly escalated to My Shayla status and I’m just praying she doesn’t become annoying

How dare the sad Tinkerbell book I started reading to get my heart shattered actually hurt my feelings wtf

Lesbian side couple in my disney book? Also, this is most likely not directed towards the younger YA demographic (judging by editorial decisions) but so far it is a very light read. Saft's description is still her best suit but also the pacing looks alright for once. Good job.

Justice for Spook

New pet peeve unlocked: if you're expressing a character's thoughts by writing them in italics (and thus differenciating them from the rest of the prose) you don't need to add "they thought" because it comes off as redundant.

also I'm on again about hating Elend jesus there was a window of time where he was likable cause he became competent now he's competently unlikable

Ngl I'm tired of the balls where my revolutionary/assassin action at

Crazy that I fucked heavily with Elend only to have him fall from grace only to have him back in my grace because bro is too much of a pathetic bitch to be mad about the age gap and is now a threat for different reasons

Crazy that I fucked heavily with Elend only to have him fall from grace only to have him back in my grace because bro is too much of a pathetic bitch to be mad about the age gap and is now a threat for different reasons

Should I be happy that the age gap got only slightly better? Idk how to feel abt Elend but I fw the plot twist and Kelsier's dilemma

Ham really was so disappointed in his own army that he started considering eugenics

reading this in the middle of chemistry class hits different

lord ruler is gay I can smell it
I love Kelsier
Elend would be an icon were it not for the fact that he's 21 I'm gonna pretend he's a teenager cause he's not like the other girls- I mean noblemen

Make this book into an animated movie/show idk some Spiderverse or Arcane type shit and my soul is literally yours