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I know there's all the jokes about Gale being a war criminal for designing the bombs that kill Prim but upon reread he became a war criminal minute 1 of the rebellion. This man is conducting battle plans that violate every rule of war and katniss is still like 'hmmm Gale is so nice, he has some funny opinions about bombing hospitals and children, but he sure does love me' like girl.... He's lecturing War Criminal 101

DONT STAY IN THE HOTEL YOU WONT BE ABLE TO PUT THE BINS OUT AND THIS BIN SITUATION IS GENUINELY STRESSING ME OUT

"I fail to understand why men think violence will intimidate women. Women, who bleed all over themselves every month, who rub blood clots between their fingers and burst them like insects, and sometimes can't because they're not blood clots, they're tongue-coloured strings of meat from the womb. Women who burst open in childbirth, vagina splitting and anus sagging..."

This book is absolutely nothing like I expected

I'm actually dying I can't cope with this

I'm actually dying I can't cope

"ever heard of patience privacy?" About her medical records. I'm sorry but a simple proof read should have caught that.

I fear that my opinion of this book is not going to be well received

😲😲😲 gagged and gooped

Hi yeah I used to read intellectually stimulating books with devastating plots and complex characters and then Abbie got me into cowboy romances and now i'm cooked.

Happy enchantra release day to all who celebrate!

So excited to see how a story that I know all the plot beats off can still leave me going 😲

I need the emotional damage again, it's been a year since I read it and I've been chasing the feeling ever since. Time to do it all again

Mr Collins is a fucking hoot, this man has no perception of others opinions of him and he is so boring it's entertaining

I won't be available to contact for the next day just fyi

Literally foaming at the mouth with excitement for part two to come out on the 1st. Every time I reread this book I pick up on more and more foreshadowing so it quite literally never gets old. I LOVE POLITICAL INTRIGUE WITH MY SCI FI!!! Served with a side dose of realistic 18 year old boy acting 18

ALL THE SHIT IS HAPPENING... And I have to go to work 😭

Seriously though, wtf Hunt????

I.... What. I knew abstractly that this book will completely ruin you but I keep finishing a chapter and thinking wow, that's as bad as it can get, I feel so awful but now the bad bit is over. AND THEN IT GETS WORSE. I'm so 100% sure that it can't get any worse than what I just finished but I've thought that so many times now that I'm sure it will get worse, I'm just not sure how that's possible.

Jesus fucking chris

Guys I read this book when I was like 10 and it's just as shit as I remember I can't wait

Look the only way I'm gonna get my prereading done is if it counts towards my reading goal don't judge me for this