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Almost cried at work ✌️

Mentioning the Maker's penis was ENTIRELY UNECESSARY. Keith Rosson youn are lucky I 1. Am so close to the end that I might as well continue. And 2. That I borrowed this book from the library because otherwise I would have set it on fire.

That chapter should've been cut lmao

I know stuff is technically happening but it's all glossed over. This entire story past the 50 page mark is go to location talk to person go to location talk to person while all the interesting shit happens off screen and I'm getting increasingly angry lmao why is there characters named John AND Johan and why is he a pedophile was that really necessary and can we please go to a setting other than a bar im on my knees

I know stuff is happening and all but omg I'm so bored im only halfway through uaaaaaaaaagjklgkhkl

WHAT

RELEASE ME

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Piper: The most recent piece of technology I own is a printer from 2004 and I keep a loaded gun ready to shoot it if it ever makes an unexpected noise.

God this book is so weird I love it

Man I dont care how many polyps were covering my mom's face I would not call the healthy side her HUMAN side wtf

WHAT IS ARTHUR WHAT IS HE

I think maybe its hard for me personally to engage with stories about "robophobia" in 2025 lmao

DNF oh my god Mr. Poop broke me

Oh my god, this is so boring. I give up

When does it get good

"I am not the villain of this story after all!"

I MEAN SURE BUT YOURE NOT THE HERO EITHER FJHSJFKGL

WHEN DOES STUFF START HAPPENING

Fuck Aeëtes