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"Voice like gravel shaking in a jar???????" What the fuck does that even mean??? I can't dnf two books in a row I can't dnf two books in a row I can't dnf two books in a row. But I want to.

Ignitus was just spelled "Ignatus." This is not the first typo lol I understand a word or two BUT A MAJOR CHATACTER'S NAME? WAS THIS PROOF READ

After reading some spoilers I cannot bring myself to waste any more time or energy on this than I already have

This started out promising but I feel like Graudin is revealing too much too early? Like giving Luka a POV is fine, but Felix? Yeah yeah dramatic irony and all but its really falling flat for me I think it'd be more exciting if I didn't know his true motives. And now we're doing ANOTHER flashback of Aaron-Klaus's death? Why? Was the first time not good enough? I'm getting worried.

I can't believe this might be a 5 star for me

Is this really the same guy who wrote Hell Follows With Us?? I'm honestly so impressed slay Andrew Joseph White slay

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YES!!! TWO HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT SERAPHINA HAS TWO HANDS WE CAN WORK WITH THIS CANT WE? CANT WE???? <-- delusional

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU TELLING ME WE COULDVE HAD LESBIANS THIS WHOLE TIME RACHEL HARTMAN ILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!

If anything more happens to Abdo I'm gonna blow up the world

Note to self to always let Rachel Hartman cook

ITS SUPPOSED TO BE OVER HAVDJFKSJFKLFKGLGLHLLHKSHSHGKGK

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PLOT TWIST EVER GOD BLESS

I miss when they used to lace YA fantasy book pages with crack cocaine why don't we do that anymore :(

ALL THESE PEOPLE DO IS FUCKING YAP I HATE THIS BOOK AND EVERYONE IN IT

If Jo brings up the gas station murder one more time, I'm dnfing.

OH. MY. GOD. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE GAS STATION MURDER ONE MORE TIME I WILL GAS STATION MURDER YOU.

Omg take a shot every time the narrator talks about the murder she witnessed as a child and youll wind up DEAD.

I forgot that I can DNF books. Anyway you know how in animated children's movies the protagonist has a secret he's keeping in order to maintain his social standing with his new friends until the Secret is Revealed and there is a Fight Scene™? This is that but with 10x the amount of energy invested and time wasted. I'm gonna go read SAO instead lmao

This book is so boring and stupid im taking a break to go clean up cat puke

PLEAAAAAASE END

SHE FUCKING KILLED A RAT SHE CRUSHED IT WITH HER SHOE fuck this book I hope Ruth dies

RATS! RAT TIME

Hmmmm. I am starting to notice a pattern. Not a good one lmao this book is repetitive af.

RELEASE ME

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