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THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PLOT TWIST EVER GOD BLESS

I miss when they used to lace YA fantasy book pages with crack cocaine why don't we do that anymore :(

ALL THESE PEOPLE DO IS FUCKING YAP I HATE THIS BOOK AND EVERYONE IN IT

If Jo brings up the gas station murder one more time, I'm dnfing.

OH. MY. GOD. SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP. IF YOU REMIND ME ABOUT THE GAS STATION MURDER ONE MORE TIME I WILL GAS STATION MURDER YOU.

Omg take a shot every time the narrator talks about the murder she witnessed as a child and youll wind up DEAD.

I forgot that I can DNF books. Anyway you know how in animated children's movies the protagonist has a secret he's keeping in order to maintain his social standing with his new friends until the Secret is Revealed and there is a Fight Scene™? This is that but with 10x the amount of energy invested and time wasted. I'm gonna go read SAO instead lmao

This book is so boring and stupid im taking a break to go clean up cat puke

PLEAAAAAASE END

SHE FUCKING KILLED A RAT SHE CRUSHED IT WITH HER SHOE fuck this book I hope Ruth dies

RATS! RAT TIME

Hmmmm. I am starting to notice a pattern. Not a good one lmao this book is repetitive af.

RELEASE ME

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I think someone should remind Patrick that he's writing about minors.

Who in their right mind makes their first chapter 75 PAGES LONG

My fucking god! These bitches gay! Good for them! Good for them.

Wow this is REALLY bad

Every book I've read lately has been complete ASS. If this one so much as slightly annoys me I'll DNF and quit reading for a whole week.

That was a good scene but also I just want this book to be over lmao

Please free me from this book oh my god

Almost cried at work ✌️

Mentioning the Maker's penis was ENTIRELY UNECESSARY. Keith Rosson youn are lucky I 1. Am so close to the end that I might as well continue. And 2. That I borrowed this book from the library because otherwise I would have set it on fire.

That chapter should've been cut lmao

I know stuff is technically happening but it's all glossed over. This entire story past the 50 page mark is go to location talk to person go to location talk to person while all the interesting shit happens off screen and I'm getting increasingly angry lmao why is there characters named John AND Johan and why is he a pedophile was that really necessary and can we please go to a setting other than a bar im on my knees

I know stuff is happening and all but omg I'm so bored im only halfway through uaaaaaaaaagjklgkhkl

WHAT