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I cannot emphasize enough how dumb Mars Venus and Hercules were going to Tartarus, a place where they know their powers do not work, and trying to kill Saturn. Lmao

OKAY OKAY OKAY. STELLA IS INJURED AND EMILY IS ABOUT TO HEAL HER. IF SHE HEALS HER DISABILITY AS A SIDE EFFECT I'LL ACTUALLY SCREAM.

I just. I feel like if we can time travel with no limits or rules it would've been easier to go back to before the archaeologists dug up the plague rock that kills people and stop them from doing that rather than going back to the Titanomachy to stop the plague rock that kills people from ever existing? I'm just saying, a bunch of nerds with shovels sounds a lot easier to stop than Saturn, God of Time.

Time travel is startling easy I don't like this lmao

"As I watch the practiced ease of their routine, the life she snuffed out barely an afterthought, I'm even more sure... we're not the monsters in this scenario."

GIRL WHAT. TAV KILLED A GUY IN A NIGHT CLUB AND YOU WERE LIKE "Ugh now I gotta bury a body 🙄" BE SO REAL WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

I'm really liking this book, but I just cannot ignore the glaring hypocrisy in the vampires saying how they have to stop Jolie from killing people when they are also killing people lol. It's so weird how angry Poe is about being murdered but will readily help her new vampire found family bury a body whenever they kill someone. I'm fine if it's supposed to be selfish/hypocritical I just want it to be acknowledged

OKAY ITS OFFICIAL. WEIRD IN A BAD WAY. WHY IS EMILY A SYSTEM 🥹

OKAY ITS OFFICIAL. BAD IN A WEIRD WAY. WHY IS EMILY A SYSTEM 🥹

BRO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON THIS ONE IS SO WEIRD AND IDK IF ITS IN A GOOD WAY

I love this idea of just losing your shit the closer in proximity you are to your clone. Like just an innate desire to kill the faker. Its insane I love it

I know it was like 50+ pages ago but I still can't get over Pegasus stomping his clone to death with his hooves

I'm so close to the end but my head hurts and im shivering so bad I can't focus. I haven't been this sick in years I genuinely might knock off a star I know its nonsensical and unfair but let me have this. I'm sure Andy Weir will survive

I'm extremely ill thanks to the person who recommended this book to me and the devil on my shoulder is saying to knock off a star because of it just to spite her

HOLY SHIT STEVE HAS BEEN SHOT AND JOEL HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED THIS RESCUE MISSION WENT SO FUCKING BAD 🥹

Omg. I cannot read this book before bed anymore. I got like no sleep because in my half concious state my brain got stuck doing experiments and kept me up until 3AM. This is the 2nd time this has happened.

It's gotten more bearable. Don't get me wrong it's still making me roll my eyes every other page but at least I'm not longing for death anymore

The humor in this book is killing me (IN A BAD WAY.)

This book is so boring but im so close to done so i might as well finish

I'm kinda wondering if this book is secretly gay. Probably not.

Someone has already pissed themselves this does not bode well

I can't do it. If I force myself to keep reading I'll never pick up a Rachel Hartman book again. I gotta give up

"In Marga's experience there were two kinds of priests: the sort who spouted scripture, and the sort who was just a little too handsy."

Haha that's the wrong form of "to be" haha

"The cousin could only be Kenneth, whom she'd long considered her lone ally in the family..."

JEANNE??? YOUR TWIN SISTER JEANNE????? THE SISTER YOU HAD CONFRENCES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH FOR YEARS??? THAT JEANNE?? IM *SCREAMIMG*

In all honesty I am questioning the decision to kill off Will. I obviously loved seeing him get got but there was rising tension surrounding Marga dating Tess's RAPIST. Would Tess warn Marga? Would Marga even believe her? Would she have Tess removed from expedition for her "slander?" It would've put a real wrench into finding the Polar Serpent and making things right with Pathka, and now that tension is just... gone.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED WILLIAM OF AFFLE IM ONLY SAD THAT IT WAS A QUICK DEATH

Smoke is pouring out of the kitchen and I'm getting nervous. There's just something off about Hartman's writing in this one... It's not nearly as pollished as it usually is...

I won't lie I'm a little bored but I'm going to let Rachel Hartman cook