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surprisingly good,
what i have learned this far:
-dont try
-happiness=bad
-i am not special

I'm getting a bit bored, dan.

ez jó!

finally reached the chapter about time travel in this book: goodbye bitches, hello bitches.

im not so sure about this one yet

i am crying.

i think i know where this is going and I'm very sure that I'm gonna be proven wrong

reminds me of gone girl

the violence in this book is crazy. otherwise i am so intrigued, i think i will like this.

i don't know what i think, I'm not enjoying this(maybe i am)

this is so stupid

nothing new, just bella being stupid again

was not expecting all of this sex to happen

BELLA IS IN LOVE WITH JACOB???????? THE KISSING I CANT

bella honey your fomo is gonna get everybody killed, get a grip

also: i am starting to understand how 50 shades is ispired by twilight

i have realized that i like the fantasy part more than having to read 55 times over how crooked the smile is that edward is smiling and how warm jacobs hands are

i have no idea what im reading, the whole plot is goinf in one eye and out the other

justice for monty python and the holy grail, dan brown stole their plot

the time has come, i am intrigued

my predictions for this book:
-bella and edwards wedding is the happy ending to the book and something happens during the wedding, possibly werewolves
-either esme or renée dies
-jacob and edward fight
-one of the werewolves dies possibly quil (he also turn into a werewolf)
-they go to alaska but come back because victoria has charlie
-charlie gets in on the secret
-renée comes to forks?
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gtg watching the first movie

i think, and hear me out on this,


jacob might be a wolf

if edward smiles that favorite crooked smile one more time i will have to jump someone

im fully committed now

almost forgot to get off the train , bella what are you doing sweetie

why am i actually loving this

the time has come

yes i am reading this for the 3rd time

the ai died. alls good.

curious 🧐