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"why don't you kill me and find out how hollow my bones really are?!"

based on the infamous osteology experiment, my bones would be hollow based on the fact that i consume ridiculous amounts of monster energy 😞

"tuna mayo." "yes you're right."
"wait a minute... you can understand what he's saying?"

me and sarah communicating telepathically today. poor sophie!

"let's go grandpa! time for your walk!"

gojo u are so unserious i love u 😭

"sometimes i get tired of doing the hard things."

me too buddy. me vs actually writing my thesis 😞

"seems familiar, doesn't it, boy? my face, i mean."
it didn't. i'm had been staring at the grotesque scars on the pasty white skin. i had no idea what he meant.

help😭

"hunter couldn't bear the thought of being a liability to his family. a risk to himself was more than acceptable. one for the others he would not allow."

oh.

"it was a whimsical notion, but tech liked it. he liked a lot of what phee said. and did. he should tell her. soon."

did u at least kiss the brick before u threw it at me wtf

"ever since echo left... hunter had been wound tighter than usual. she missed echo, too."

guys u don't know how serious this is to me. echo mention‼️ sophie said "the bond between a girl and one specific clone is something so special" and that is so real bc echo is everything to me. and the fact that they miss him so much is so 😭😭😭

"i do hope this is not indicative of how all our outings will be."
"are you referring to future jobs or something more... personal?"
"all of the above."

ok tech didn't know u could be that smooth?!?

"proximity to phee demanded looser parameters if for no other reason than to preserve his own sanity. plus, there was an x factor of it all. he liked being in close proximity to phee. the why and how of that was somewhat of a mystery to him, which was unnerving. he couldn't crack the calculus of him and her. but he'd keep trying."

if u haven't watched the bad batch it won't hit so hard but omfg tech 😭

"the others didn't know this, but when hunter dreamed, it was too often crosshair that he saw."

day ruined.

"brother lemon pulled out a baggie containing a chicken breast from his cooler and sat in a chair, eating it like a popsicle."
not the amateur exorcist proteinmaxxing before expelling the demon😭

"i wouldn't see you dead by their knives, i see a fine man within you."
"yes, he tasted quite delicious."

"still engaged in your experiment to prove a maximum threshold of human idiocy? good for you! very empirical of you."

he's actually talking about the experiment i'm coding for my thesis (cog neuro) right now!

"brightlord calidar! how good it is to see you. your face reminds me of someone dear to me.
"really?"
"yes, my horse."

ok wit is genuinely so funny 😭 i know he is meant to be but im giggling out loud

subway steak and cheese mention💕

oh! 😀 forgot this was written like 100 years ago!

must've been the wind! 🌬️

"rock, this is not my real name, is just what lowlanders can pronounce"
"what's your real name, then?"
"numuhukumakiaki'aialunamor."
"…rock will do just fine."

hello? 😭

HARMONY!!!!!!

"i shall offer you this... if you can speak, yet say nothing ridiculous, i will leave you alone for the rest of the week."
"well, i think that shouldn't be too difficult."
"and yet you failed, for you said 'i think' and i can imagine nothing so ridiculous as the concept of you thinking."

please 😭😭😭

"the means by which we achieve victory are as important as the victory itself."

meanwhile sadeas warcamp: ⛈️🏹😵

GOBLIN R U KIDDING ME I AM SOBBING

baby sevro💔💔💔

"i may be gold, but my rage is red."
no bc i've never listened to an audiobook before but i'm eating this up!

"i can see you are a woman of discriminating taste... in books."
"i've never eaten one, actually."

pleek shallan ur so funny i love u !!!

HELARAN MENTION🩷 proclaimed dead though oops!

"sometimes we find it hardest to accept in others that which we cling to in ourselves."

wow! this is like therapy!