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HOLLANOV PROPOSAL IM SICK IM SICK IM SICK

it’s so much worse than i imagined! i’m in hysterics!

oh boy the almost plain crash i coming up. pray for me

“How could Shane have doubted for a second how fiercely Ilya loved him?”

good heavens he’s learning

"I don't want a cookie." It was a lie. It was a fucking lie. He wanted a cookie so bad.”

i’m cryyyn. he want that cookie so fn bad

he would chose shane over hockey.

hayden and jackie’s kids just threw shane and ilya a wedding while they were babysitting. ilya painted the kids nails. shane painted ilyas nails. i am a puddle.

“Wait. What color?”

omg throw back!

oh my god ilya goes to yuna and david’s house for game night im DEAD

shane my darling i know you don’t get social cues but your boyfriend just MISSES YOU PLEASR JUST TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM FOR GODS SAKE

“Shane smiled back, and traced a little heart on Ilya's back with his finger. Ilya raised one hand toward Shane, and it hovered in the air for a moment before Ilya pulled it back to rest over his own heart. He nodded at Shane, then turned his gaze back to the stage.”

SEDATE ME

"I'm helping," Ilya couldn't resist pointing out.
"I know you are." Yuna patted his cheek. "That's why you're my favorite son."
Ilya grinned at Shane, who tried to look annoyed but mostly failed because his eyes had gone soft.”

ilya and yunaaaaa. i’m gonna cry :,)

i love the ottawa centaurs.

aw troy’s mum is the sweetest

"Ilya's in a good mood," Troy observed.
Ilya was sort of half dancing to the loud hip-hop music that was playing in the dressing room, randomly clapping his hands and cheerfully congratulating everyone.
"Oh yeah," Wyatt agreed. "He's always in a good mood when we beat Montreal. I guess being Shane Hollander's friend doesn't stop him from loving to destroy him on the ice."
"Guess not."

HAHAHHAHA

“Shane Hollander shoved Ilya hard against the glass, and Troy almost laughed at the way Ilya was grinning about it. Ilya shoved Hollander back, which made Hollander's linemate, Hayden Pike, step in.
Which made Troy join the pile. He got there just in time to hear Ilya roasting Pike.”

Montreal vs Ottawa i prayed for days like this

“Ilya sidled up to the urinal next to Troy, which was....cozy.
Ilya was a weird guy, though, so it made sense.”

that is sooo ilya core LMAO

THIS MISCOMMUNICATION SHIT AGAIN RACHEL ISTG

“Across the aisle, Ilya was frantically typing something on his phone.”

ilya thinks he’s about to die and he’s texting shane bro oh my god my babies

"So, you're not straight?" Troy asked carefully.
"I am bisexual. It is not anyone's business, but, yes."
"I heard the rumor that Shane Hollander is gay. I don't know if i's true, but...that's what I heard."
"Did you"
Something clicked in Troy's head. "You guys are close, huh?" Ilya started walking faster. "That is enough sharing for to-night, Barrett."

LMFAOOOOO

"There is someone you would like to tell, though, yes?" Ilya's teasing smile had returned. How the fuck did he know
[..]
Does everyone know? Is it obvious?"
"No. Not everyone is as, um, notices things?" Ilya furrowed his brow, and Troy helped him out.
"Perceptive?"
"Yes. I am the most perceptive."

that you are my darling. the best gaydar in all the land

Ilya turned back to face him. "People assume things. They are idiots. Dallas Kent said something hateful about something that is—about something he does not know anything about."

ilya my love my light

"I did not punch Kent because of that. I am not so fragile."
"Oh. I just thought, because most hockey players would rather be accused of murder than be accused of liking dick-"
"I am not most hockey players." There was an edge to llyas tone. "And I have not ever said I was straight."
Troy stopped walking. "What?"

jumping for joy rn

“Nothing is weird. You're at a normal bar with three NHL stars because you are an NHL star. At least two of them are queer, but guess What? So are you, buddy, so pull yourself together.”

god i’m having a fantastic time. also all three a queer fyi

"Why? Is Barrett your boyfriend? Did you take a break from fucking Hollander to shove your dick in Barrett's—" Ilya hauled Dallas up by his jersey, yanking him roughly until he was fully standing. Then Ilya shook his other glove off and punched him in the face.”

he was mad because he would NEVA take a break from shane 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

“The thing that didn't sit well with Troy was that Ilya had gotten angry when Kent had accused him of doing gay shit. Troy had known, when he'd been suggesting that Dallas wanted to fuck his dad, that it would make Dallas angry because he was a homophobic trash bag. It was disappointing to see Ilya get so offended from the same kind of taunts.”

OPEN YOUR EYES HOLY SHIT