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I love my gay son and his crab person boyfriend

I’m so fucking scared right now

Wit deserves better than jasnah, and by better i mean me

I can’t believe kaladin stormblessed, who might be the angriest man in all of the cosmere, invented the concept of therapy

Slurps fork.
Kinda like, er, what’s my opinions on the book? I don’t have any opinions. I don’t like preachment freyja. The book is very bad, but I like reading it. So, we move. Oh my god, why are you writing a synopsis on this! Are you going to write your dissertation on this? Can I see what you’re writing. I think I should invest in a little hairbrush.