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Yeah... I'm not in the right phase of my menstrual cycle for this

omg the daughter is insufferable

Well... That's all my nails bitten off cause I'm panicking like fuck 😭

I haven't read this for 2 days and literally forgot what has happened 😬😅

How am I 50% through and feel like so much has happened 😂

Am I having fun? yeah... Am I bored? Also yes.

I may have to switch to the physical copy. The speaking parts have gone from normal to this weird muted sound that makes it sound like it's a memory. And the exaggerated slurping noises are making me heave.

Hopefully this will get me through the trauma of work 😅

There are not men out there who seriously think tampons come in different flavours? 🤨 Like no grown 40 year old thinks L stands for Lime