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That's so vile, but i couldn't help but laugh a little at the fire hose imaginary

Now the real magic begins... literally

Way to not be racist, Tansy 🙄

Oh, barf

This definitely made me cringe. Childbirth is terrifying. Also... so much for not pregnant

Betty Crocker mentioned: I can just hear the Homestuck fans now

" If you'd kept them closed then," he said " you wouldn't have to open them wide now"

It's even worse when you remember he is talking to a teenager

Smiles: 4/5 : this one was pretty original and definitely interesting

Saved By A Ghost: 2.5/5 : meh

Keepsake Doll 3/5: ended too soon again. I wanted to know more

Housing horror 2.5/5: it was okay, but not amazing. The ending was a bit abrupt and confusing. Like there's 3 other houses like that? Why?

A Woman's Ghost: 3.5/5 kinda anticlimactic at first glance, but gets spookier the more you think about it because it could really happen in a way

Again with the transphobic undertones...

" Their biggest mistake was taking you away from your parents. Their second biggest mistake was dressing you in boy clothes and changing your name from Flora to Teddy. "

Oof. Ironically, being possessed might just save his life

Well, the gun was a surprise

Great. So both crazy, but for different reasons

Idiot. Why would you say that?

Not really vibing on the implications here that Teddy is only a boy because his parents have groomed him into being one.

" You raised her into believing she's a boy. And you're getting away with it because her world is so small. But what happens when she goes to school? When she makes friends? When she is older,when her hormones kick in?"

Nice cliffhanger

So is someone lying or did Teddy have a memory blip?

This book is so good !

Ouch

Dude... WTF no

It was nice knowing ya, Mal

I know Storybook Land. I always wanted to go there as a kid. If I recall, my cousin loved that place. Funny to run into in a horror book of all places

"This isn't South Philly, Mallory. The streets of Spring Brook get pretty rough after dark"

Lol the irony. I say this as a woman who works in South Philly and is actually reading this book on the train ride to said place

Something about frying pans and fires comes to mind