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Less than one day left and yet the book is only about 2/3 the way through. How curious and anxiety inducing

" Ikuma decided to acquire paranormal abilities himself... but all he got was pulmonary tuberculosis"

I know it shouldn't be funny, but it kinda is

I was hoping that wasn't the case, but I figured it was. I hope Sadako really does a number on Ryuji, making it slow and painful and hopefully embarrassing. Sick twat might enjoy that though.

That is kinda hilarious, honestly. Like "You will die unless you do exactly as I say... but now for a word from our sponsors! Don't wanna get bit by mosquitoes, right? And that's it. Wait... you wanted instructions on how not to die? LOL! As if I'd give you that"

And so it begins: the countdown to the end

" He wished his wife would act like her name, which meant 'quiet' "

I really don't like Asakawa. Ass-akawa is more like it.

Using your dead niece to lie? Oof. That's a way to get cursed

Where did that chainsaw come from? Did it just materialize?

That's bittersweet

Well, shit

It's all coming down to the final fight. But where is his real sister?

That has to hurt worse than anything and is my ultimate nightmare: you can protect everyone, but you aren't there for the one you love most when they need you and then they're gone

" I never intended to hurt anyone, Jill, Dear" - the lady who killed 1 woman and maimed 3 others

Probably yeah, you psychotic bitch

Kitty sure yaps a lot. Why is no one stopping her from cutting herself and/or trying to get the blade or even escape while she monologues for like twenty minutes?

There's not enough therapy in the world for Jill after tonight

Called it. I think she dressed Jill in an identical outfit as to frame her

I still think that's a double entendre and that Kitty is up to no good. She is too casual about death/murder and always has been.

So far, this short story has been my favorite part of the book

Yall about to find a hanging body

Good idea: shove the crazy woman wielding a sledgehammer. What could go wrong?

What a cool shot

So long, lil sis

Into CP, huh? I hope all of you die in a slow, horric, and embarrassing way.

I think they are working together. Just saying