Chrissy K > Recent Status Updates

So, let me get this straight. The bf is cheating on her. EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER knows. She’s living in delulu land and has no idea. The guy who’s supposed to be obsessed with her doesn’t tell her. She likes the guy, thinks about the guy but she’s still with the bf.

Okay, I’m done

Girl, you had a threesome. It’s not like you kill puppies on your free time, for fuck’s sake 😒

I’m bored

I’m not doing well

Fucking finally girl, I’m so happy you did thaaaaat!

Holy fucking fuck, I’m hyperventilating 🔥🔥🔥🫠

“He asked me, as a friend, to have dinner with him tonight. It’s not a date, and I am the most loyal fake girlfriend you will ever have. I fake love you, Shane. I want to fake marry you and have your fake babies. Okay?” I glare at her. “Uncalled for. I can’t believe you brought our fake children into this.”

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣

“The next thing I know, three hockey players are staring down at me. At naked me. Because I’m naked. Did I mention that I’m naked?”

Why is this so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FUCK. YES.

“You fall, I pick you up. Always.”

My heart 😭❤️

FINALLY

Okay, Gigi is pissing me off a bit.. Like you’re dating the guy, yet you refuse to acknowledge it and then you say “my feelings on the matter continue to be a jumbled mess?”

“I want you to come all over my face. Can you do that for me?”

Well, fuck

“Each cut and every scar only toughened my skin. Every break and fracture only steeled my determination. And everything I’ve lost has only strengthened my soul. I won’t flinch at the worst of you because there is no best of me anymore.”

“The best of things move on swift and silent wings, look closely dear and you can have it all, but beware my love, for even angels fall...”

“Now fuck off back to Pride Rock, Simba.”

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I haven’t stopped looking at you from the moment you walked into our dorm. I’ve seen your pain, your sorrow, your light and your fire. And it isn’t enough. You captivate me.”

GABRIELLLLLLLL 😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

“If I don’t watch out I really will end up as a psychopath. Then maybe I’ll have to kill myself to get justice. And where’s the justice in that?”

Why is that so funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I was grieving, raging, mentally unhinged, prone to violent outbursts… None of which screamed well adjusted to me.”

No, cause MOOD girl 🤣🤣🤣💅

“Damn, I love the sound of screaming in the moonlight.”

Well, that’s a perfect intro right there 😂😂😂

“You know I get hard over you ordering me about.”

Lance, I can’t 🤣🤣

“Lie to me, Cal. Tell me it will all be okay, even as the walls crumble and the earth shutters beneath our feet. Lie to me so good that I don’t feel it when our world falls to ruin.”

Me heart 😭😭😭😭😭

The tree… 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“She was intoxicating, this creature of mine, soul destroying, heart breaking, endlessly everything.”

Omg, it’s a demon baby

“You snuggle with Darcy and Darius all the time. But where’s my snuggles, Lance? Where’s. My. Snuggles?”

I love Seth so much 🤣

“I’m yours, Roxy,” he growled against my lips. “For every single second I have in this world, I’m all yours. And after that I’ll still be yours, wherever I end up after I’m gone, I’ll belong right here with you.”

I’m sobbing my eyes out

“I love you, Blue. I loved you then, I love you now, I’ll love you tomorrow even if I’m no longer on this earth. No time exists where I won’t love you.”

Are you my carriage?”, she asked.

“Yeah, I forgot my saddle, but you can ride me bareback, right?”

🫪🫪🫠

“What did she lure you into the trees with?”
“Carrots.”

I CANNOTTTT