Chrissy K > Recent Status Updates

Am I into cannibalism? No. Did I really enjoy this? Yes.

What that says about me is debatable 🤷🏻‍♀️

“My name is Kade Mitchell, son of Tobias Mitchell, and I will not be fucking silent anymore.”

Nobody talk to me…

“She’s dead.” Tobias frowns like a child just kicked his shin. “Of course she’s dead. Are your eyes working? Her brain is splattered on the ground, you fucking idiot.” Barry mutters to himself then looks up at Kade’s dad. “I was just stating a fact.” “A useless fact,” he counters. “Any others? You want to tell me the sky is blue while you’re at it?”

I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣

“They don’t deserve your tears. No one does.”

DADDY TOBIASSSSS BITCHHHHHH

“You don’t need to hunt for him - he lives right under my roof.”

My girl 😭😭😭😭

“Butterflies, I think. I wonder if she feels them too.”

Oh, this is gonna wreck me, isn’t it?

“Fuck Osborn with a broken hockey stick dipped in glitter. Amen.”

I’m dead 🤣

“Today was Friday. Friday was a safe day.”

Oh, my love

“I had sex,” I blurt out for the second time.
All eyes immediately fixate on Connor, who has been very quiet. His phone is gone and his hands are in his pockets. “Yes, it was with me,” he answers the non-existent question. “Really?” I feign confusion. “You were there?”

I can’t stop laughing 🤣

“I would sit here for eighty more years and listen to you talk. I love the sound of your voice and every meaning behind your words.”

I CANNOTTTT

“You’re not a pit stop. You’re my finish line. There’s no one after you.”

This man’s MOUTHHHHHH

Connor Cobalt speaking French… that’s the update 🫠

“Why am I with you? You’re so conceited, arrogant—” “Narcissistic,” I add, “attractive, lovable, brilliant.” “That wasn’t an invitation for you to compliment yourself.” “No? My bad, I thought we were listing my best qualities.”

I’m dead 😂

“If people stare at me and see my problems, then I’m useless to them. So I give them exactly what they want. I am whomever or whatever they need.”

That kinda hit me hard..

“I know what tomorrow will bring, Hugh,” I replied. “You and me. Same as yesterday and same as today. Being best friends forever.” Smiling, I leaned in close and brushed his nose with mine. “No matter what.” “Yeah, Liz.” His lips grew into a small smile. “No matter what.”

“…because I’m never leaving you. Do ya hear me? Because you’re my Gibs.”
“And you’re my Kav.”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

Wtf Claire, seriously, WTF, that wasn’t your secret to tell

“For all who read this letter, let it be known that, I, Caoimhe Young…”

“I need to hear your voice.”
“Why?”
“Because I need to know it’s you touching me.”

I can’t, I can’t, I CANNOT 😭

“I never know where I stand with you.”
“In front of. On top. Number one. Fucking always, Claire.”

Gibsieeee 😭

I love how everyone in their group has a tiny “crush” on Kav 😂❤️ They love the guy and, honestly, legit, he’s the best!

“Hey, stud.”
“Hey, queen. Nice legs.”
“Nice everything.”
“Don’t cry for me.”

I am not doing well

I’m gonna throw up, Aoife, my girl 😭

“She thought she was the weakest link in the family chain, when it couldn’t be further from the truth. My sister was titanium.”

Sean calling Joey “Dada” will forever make me cry

“There are no ugly parts. Some of them are louder than others. Some might be vicious when provoked.” His eyes drill into mine. “But they’re all you. They’re all worthy of love.”

“You shouldn’t have to try so hard, Frankie. Who you are should be more than enough.”