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WHAT the FUCK

unexpected swing for the fucking fences

local man chooses the dumbest option available to him, more at 5

what a shocking revelation that was not sussed out immediately! no one could have figured this out as the foreshadowing was as subtle as a brick to the face.

‘knew in a way only a woman can’ oh okay ick

she should just shoot him and put me out of my misery

I mean yeah it’s fine but STILL

honestly feel like they shouldn’t have put That™️ in the blurb but whatever

ohhhh not the stereotypical ass caricatures. okay.

ohhhh not the racist ass caricatures. okay.

150 pages for the aliens is a choice

ah a personality finally develops

ngl wanted the word to be polycule not crew

the whole novel is intentionally disgusting but my god that was a brand new reading experience.

not a harold porter reference in the year of our lord 2026

why would you not. wash your hands. after eating.

that panel of the bloody hands 👌👌👌

wake up babes new slur just dropped

oh no not the purple eyes

ugh I give up self care

i am so b o r e d

what’s a group boner between friends

plot twist out here giving me a migraine

perpetually wack ass decision to have a love triangle with two brothers. like what in the 2010 YA shit is this.

Was this supposed to be a surprise or

‘My reply is stilted’ this book is stilted, babe

beautiful is not a strange word to use for a boy hello 🤨🤨🤨

hi this is gross and weird lol

physically cringing away from this damn book