Luca Madison > Recent Status Updates

that panel of the bloody hands 👌👌👌

wake up babes new slur just dropped

oh no not the purple eyes

ugh I give up self care

i am so b o r e d

what’s a group boner between friends

plot twist out here giving me a migraine

perpetually wack ass decision to have a love triangle with two brothers. like what in the 2010 YA shit is this.

Was this supposed to be a surprise or

‘My reply is stilted’ this book is stilted, babe

beautiful is not a strange word to use for a boy hello 🤨🤨🤨

hi this is gross and weird lol

physically cringing away from this damn book

I wish I was Jared 19

‘his pecs popped manfully’ how on god’s green fucking earth did this get published

‘osric wishes to murder a child’ well i wish to murder him god bless tho

I’m going to throw myself off the nearest bridge

why are there so many words per word

gotta cram all my bad books into 2025 so I can go into the new year with nothing hanging over my head

you can’t say ‘bent over a man’ like that, bro

this nonlinear nonsense is not doing nobody no favors

‘I’m not a child I’m 24 years old’ okay well like the way you piped up like that was mad childish so

fucking this stupid fucking book

did he just actually slap her

‘I am the bad guy’ IT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENNNNNNNSE OH MY GODDDDD

hi sorry you can’t do a lazy ass personality 180 when we’ve been inside this dumb bitch’s head the entire time

maybe cishet women should just stop writing sex scenes actually

PUNCTUATION OF HIS HIPS??? ARE WE WRITING AN ESSAY NOW TOO??

digits?? you mean his own damn hand?? are we in math class?? are we doing multiplication tables?? maybe that would move the plot along.

‘sucks one breast’ the whole thing at once, just like kirby