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Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 21% done with Iris Kelly Doesn't Date (Bright Falls, #3)
So far, I'm liking the setup. Will this be a fake relationship trope that I can actually finish?
Dec 09, 2025 07:33PM Add a comment
Iris Kelly Doesn't Date (Bright Falls, #3)

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 33% done with Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)
🙈 Oh, Mort. That wasn't a good idea.
Dec 09, 2025 07:32PM Add a comment
Mort (Discworld, #4; Death, #1)

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 34% done with The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi #1)
This is going much better than my previous attempt with this author.
Nov 24, 2025 10:05PM Add a comment
The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi (Amina al-Sirafi #1)

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 60% done with The Silmarillion
I'm not in the headspace right now to deal with Túrin Turambar. It's either pause there indefinitely or skip ahead. I chose to skip. Túrin's tale in summary: everything sucked, and then they died. Just your average Greek tragedy. 🙈
Nov 24, 2025 10:04PM Add a comment
The Silmarillion

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is on page 218 of 285 of Beren and Lúthien
Quook. Clomb. I don't doubt the professor, but those are verb tenses you don't see every day. 😂

I'm going to jump ahead to the revisions in the appendix, since I'd rather read those while the lay is fresh in mind. Then I'll come back to this point to finish this up.
Nov 23, 2025 10:11AM Add a comment
Beren and Lúthien

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is on page 142 of 285 of Beren and Lúthien
I may just be biased, but Tevildo, Prince of Cats > Thú, Lord of Wolves. 😼
Nov 21, 2025 06:41PM Add a comment
Beren and Lúthien

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is on page 92 of 285 of Beren and Lúthien
Oh, yes, Lost Tales Beren and Luthien. I remembered Tevildo, Prince of Cats, because how could I not. But I somehow forgot Beren being glamoured into a cat, and that Luthien used to have a brother. 😂
Nov 20, 2025 09:34PM Add a comment
Beren and Lúthien

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 26% done with The Silmarillion
I don't think I could name another story where a character so clearly sees the enemy for what it is and yet still falls prey to its machinations because he's such a hot-headed dingbat and ends up doing far more destruction as a result. 🤦🏻‍♀️
Nov 17, 2025 07:41PM 6 comments
The Silmarillion

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is on page 19 of 323 of Deadbeat Druid (Adam Binder #3)
Sometimes, lowered expectations work in a book's favor. 😂😂
Nov 13, 2025 08:31AM 5 comments
Deadbeat Druid (Adam Binder #3)

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 21% done with The Silmarillion
Now this is the performance I expected from Serkis.

I'm listening at 1.40x speed though. 🙈
Nov 11, 2025 02:27PM Add a comment
The Silmarillion

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 18% done with The Silmarillion
FËANOR! 🤬

Ok, so he hasn't done anything yet, other than give his mom permanent post-partum depression. But every time I see his name, I want to wring his neck until his head pops off and then use it as a bowling ball.
Nov 10, 2025 10:32PM Add a comment
The Silmarillion

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 35% done with The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2)
Twoflowers, you're sweet, but you really can't be interrupting ritual sacrifices like this. You're upsetting the sacrifice. 😂
Nov 10, 2025 07:22PM Add a comment
The Light Fantastic (Discworld, #2; Rincewind, #2)

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 12% done with The Silmarillion
I'm really worried I'm going to forget how to pronounce Ilúvatar before the end of this book. He keeps putting the stress on the first "a" instead of the "u". And I've sped this up to 1.35x and he's still too slow. I wasn't expecting this from Serkis. 🙈
Nov 08, 2025 08:08PM 4 comments
The Silmarillion

Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~
Linda ~ they got the mustard out! ~ is 8% done with The Silmarillion
How do you have accent marks and still put the stress the wrong syllable?
Nov 07, 2025 10:46PM Add a comment
The Silmarillion

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