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"... she was wise enough to hold her tongue. As this is the only instance known of a woman's ever having done so, it was judged worthy to be reported here." ? do shut up

'Drawing his hand over his chops Sir Peter assumed an air of patience, and began to expound in easy language the doctrine of the sacraments ... Pedantic fool! thought the prioress, saying courteously: "Of course. Undoubtedly. How clearly you put it." "We shall miss your explanations," added Dame Helen with sturdy malice."'

he's not like other girls

fanny get behind me

hating mrs norris is a bit like being forced to eat your own foot. why exactly is the worst person you know funny

edmund spineless AND two-faced like damn. pick a struggle

started getting annoyed with general spielsdorf whanging on but then i remembered i tend to recount affairs in the manner of a vociferous character from a 19th century novel

laura simply cannot handle allat. carmilla call me

"Darling, darling," she murmured, "I live in you; and you would die for me, I love you so." i'm going into cardiac arrest 🤩

"...my strange and beautiful companion would take my hand and hold it with a fond pressure, renewed again and again; blushing softly, gazing in my face with languid and burning eyes, and breathing so fast that her chest rose and fell with the tumultuous respiration ... and her hot lips travelled along my cheek in kisses ..."

mick herron write real women challenge