Euan Andrew > Recent Status Updates

I’d assumed all the previous authors of the cookbook hadn’t escaped the dungeon… or were still indentured. But hi Rosetta, nice to meet you

A gruesome boss fight with the destruction of a quetzal and its “lady garden” thanks to Carl…
I seriously couldn’t explain this book to someone if I tried

Haven’t updated in a while… but vampire dinosaurs?? VAMPIRE DINOSAURS WHO USED TO BE BEARS? AND ONE OF THEM FUCKED MONGO??

Ah fuck… signets back. I really thought they would have a moment to learn the intricacies of the hunting grounds before shit hit the fan… (although Carl has already killed 35+ hunters, so shit has already gone everywhere)

Lots of secrets are being kept… Zev is hiding something, and Donut knows what it is. Odeyye has a secret and the court are about to discover it…
Also RIP mongo’s virginity 😂😂

Lots of new crawlers and intricacies. Fuck Loita though… Zev doesn’t need replacing! — also fully pulled a Donut when Chris showed up… “OMG HI CHRIS!”

Oh dear… so much to do and not enough time to do it. Also the AI is getting a bit weird now? I’m sure it’ll be fine right?

The Iron Tangle is definitely strange and complex, but nowhere near as complicated and confusing as everyone seems to say. Just feels like being in New York or London 😂

“It’s going to be a day for the history books. It’ll be the first time you two do exactly what I tell you to do.”
Mordecai is just such a well spoken good boy. This made me chuckle more then it should have

Mongo is a good boy… and is now a bad time to say I don’t like clowns?