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Oooh this is so cute so far! And so many current references ?? I love it

Yall im SCARED ! I had to wait for max to come home so I wasn’t alone lolll

The seance scene had me honestly SPOOKED !!!!

I would slap old lady Babs across the face for hitting me with a blue monster dildo in front of my FAKE BOYFRIEND !!

Donut getting so smart all the sudden is very jarring

Matt Dinniman your humor is immaculate

WHAT IS THAT GINGER BITCH HIDING

The writing is so fun and they all went to UT hook em baby

They’re stuck in a memory prison (boring!) but naturally the only way to get out is to start getting freaky lord help me

Reading another eva chase book feels like coming home from war

This MC is soooo frustrating

I cannot believe she used the term “post coital debris” to explain a plane crash

Too many French people

I hate how many times she has said she’s not ready to have a bookshop omg we get ittttt

The tea is piping

So suddenly there is a secret Prince revealed … there’s only two male characters in this book and one of them is already the king I wonder who the bastard prince is lmao

This is so poorly written that the wrong words are used in some sentences. It’s clunky! But I prevail

This is way darker than I expected tbh