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girlie is acting more mature at 20 than a lot of the 30-somethings in this book, argue with the wall

listen, all I'm saying is, as a 25 y/o I have multiple friends in their thirties and if any of them started treating me like I was too young to know what popular bands in the fucking 90s were, I'd deck them in the face

excuse me THIS was your plan? and then you get weird about her liking you?? SIR??!

can't help but notice that the "childish brat" is the only one trying to truthfully communicate here 🤨

okay I'm ngl this whole "this fully grown twenty-three year-old woman is basically still a child" thing that pretty much every other character seems to have going on is becoming a bit... much

okay I like past Conor. present day Conor should try to be more like him

"stop acting like the childish brat you so love to remind me you aren't"??? Giiiiirl. throw that man away and get higher standards. please.

what better time to finally read this than on summer vacation

BREMEN MENTIONED

Mitch & Annie officially the only bitches I'd trust in this room

all hail gay probe

"Yes, sir," Mindy said, with no idea how to do it.

Me 🤝 Mindy

something about murderbot swearing is very endearing to me idk

poly scientist? slay.

now who tf decided it was a good idea to give the security bot the ability to feel pain 😭

no fuck off he's teaching themmm 🥹😭

excuse me sixteen years??!

having four uninterrupted years of time to play all of the video games in the world sounds like heaven ngl

YEAH MY FACE IS LEAKING TOO GODDAMMIT

having read what just happened: absolutely sick and twisted that they "translated" the book title as "The Astronaut" in German holy hell

"yeah so this is totally your decision... but also, if you'd let us peer pressure you a little first-"

"This has been very awkward, thanks. I'm going to... go be somewhere else now."

He is me. I am him.

🥹🥹 they are friend now

"Holy cow. Rocky is older than the United States."
I mean to be fair. That's not difficult to achieve.

I would die for Rocky.

my man meets an intelligent extraterrestrial being and his first worry is pronouns we love an icon

the way this book is lowkey teaching me more about science than 13 years of school and a semester of biology at uni ever did lmao

the way I already know who I'm probably NOT rooting for.... never trusting a man who she loves from the start 😤

okay I'm loving the premise of the MC being a mentor who survived some sort of trials already

well. that's one way to end a speech.