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listen I just wanna know why they're all talking to their families in English

"Because you don't understand the F1 world. You're purehearted while others aren't." why's that making it sound like she's about to join the mafia 💀

I... was not expecting such levels of trauma on page 19

okay that video is actually the cutest shit ever damn

okay, I admit, I AM living for her family immediately adopting him

"Her tears dampen my shirt as she cries over a fictional man who doesn't exist."

me too, girl, me too

sir, if this is your master plan for getting her back, your plan sucks ass 💀

a book man? going to therapy?? wonders do still happen in this world

okay now that they've started acting like they actually like each other instead of just being horny, I'm lowkey eating this up

see I actually appreciate the German jumpscare bc when he says misogynistic bullshit like this I can just imagine it with a heavy German accent and move on with my life

not the priest being like "girl you need the Lord and some holy water" agakdhsk bitch my thoughts exactly

wait he'S THIRTY??! I'm sorry that. that does not compute. at all. oh my god therapy. therapy for everyone involved.

okay this is the biggest most literal pigtail pulling cliche ever but. why is his habit of pulling on her ponytail actually kind of cute.

I know they're gonna end up making that dirty at some point but for now I'm living in my wholesome delusions 💀

you can NOT just present me with the word "pheromones" when Pit Babe is like half the reason why I decided to pick up an F1 romance aksjdkhg

I swear I'll be actually enjoying their interactions and then it switches to his POV and all he does is be horny and have daddy issues 💀

is it too early to say that I love Sophie

not the German jumpscare ahskisgkg his book's gonna be. interesting.

"can't help my sexual appetite when I fuck like I race" SIR I DON'T KNOW YOU LIKE THAT YET

officially putting this man into horny jail bc why am I reading about your "semi hard-on" on page 36??!

not her dropping out of biology and then studying communications, girl me too the fuck

I'm sorry but why does his dad talk like a school bully parody 😭

this has definitely gotten better since Noah showed up

okay you CAN NOT be as down bad for him as you say you are if you forget about his presence THIS quickly 💀

girl you JUST got rejected why are we already waxing poetic about a new guy's eyes

"You can't even see her face from here." - "Dat ass, though."
absolutely astronomical ick, get me out of here

I'm ngl to y'all, I would be running the fuck away from all of these boys so far

I'm 14 pages in and already what the hell isn't happening to these people

"every shade of Dwayne Johnson"
now why would you do this to me, you know damn well I'm gonna be picturing all of them as The Rock in a wig for the entire book now 💀

we're just not gonna talk about how many books I'm already "reading" ajajsgwk

the slump is slumping and a girl's gotta try what a girl's gotta try to get out of it lmao

Kuss auf Seite 117? Okay, auf wie viel emotional damage muss ich mich jetzt vorbereiten?