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Goo Lagoon

It’s a crusty sock

*Nobody laughs with him*

Dear Sally: sybau 🥀

I tried to set my age on this fuckahh app and now I have to lie and say I’m 18 because it makes your account private (idc if they see this). Ya’ll thinking I’m about to get groomed on Goodreads like BRO JUST ADD DARK MODE ALREADY

Boredom simulator

Shivahhs

Cluh Lagooner 🥀

What a title

I’m saving the rest of this blissful read for tomorrow

This MIGHT be the best book ever

Wtf

“I’m out” (1.3 seconds)

Ts gotta be the easiest book I’ve ever read. Also, it’s really good—so far.

Fig newton

“The title of this book is a palindrome if you smoke enough crack.”

— Albert Shakesqueer, 2029

Goosebumps 3: Cursed Christmas ahh book

Ts so ahh (holy slang 🥀)

They weren’t kidding about the haunting part; they’re all ghost stories lol

I need sleep

Alright I’m detecting a trend of murdering ped0philes. 4/7 stories have done that so far. W author *shakes hand*.

Lord help me I’m dying

Fire

Came in swinging with a pedo/child-abuser murdering skeleton. Gotta love it.

Almost done; sickness opened up a can of whoop ass and bestowed it upon mwah

‘Tism with the rizz’m
I had an aneurism

— Doctor Obtuse-Seuss

Doctah giggle touch on the beat

Sick, I am. Read, I unsure.

I’ve read so much I’ve got an eye strain. Taking the day off; bidding you adieu, almost five day streak 😭