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another one to listen to while i play animal crossing new leaf

wallace please stop hooking up w heterosexual white boys who punch people for no reason i fear for your well-being

why is everyone so horrifically aggressive to wallace??? i mean, i know why, but jesus christ

If there’s one thing a man is gonna do, it’s abandon his girlfriend around the time she’s getting surgery. Doesnt matter what surgery it is or who the girlfriend is. Let’s see what Vincent does the second time around.

i get why astrid pisses everyone off. what weird opinions she has on butch/femme couples and fem lesbians being ostracized LMAO many such cases and they are all on TikTok or Twitter

it’s crazy to me how people abuse adderall. like how are you high rn on 20 mg of amphetamine salts? i cannot conceptualize how that feels, i barely feel a difference on my prescribed adderall

the craziest thing about astrid getting canceled for what she said is that people would have said she was a genius and relatable if she had written that same thing in a book. once you can detach the words from the big scary lesbian saying them and read them on the page, I feel like the remark would have been well-received.

i would last maybe 3 minutes with these people before pulling out all my eyebrow hairs

main character already insufferable but unfortunately too real

“‘You’re not a girl,’ he said. ‘You’re like this weird sad pervy gay guy in a girl’s body, cruising me.’”

“… even when it came to Ruth and Naomi, the Bible’s most obvious dykes”god

so many lesbians are vegetarians according to pop culture but i have never met a lesbian vegetarian in real life except myself. maybe they all live in cities, idk, I have arfid, not animal morals.

listening to this book while I play animal crossing new leaf for hours at a time. gonna listen to a bunch of queer YA and new adult while I play

the cool bohemian queer people are secretly just like everyone else. embarrassing Midwestern families and feeling uncomfortable and rejected and not special amongst straight people. kind of comforting that not everyone is so cool all the time

this is unbearable every single character in this talks like 17 year olds please stop. "nicotine patch, bitch!" hello, this is a grown man and state sentaor.

I desperately want whatever the fuck this gender experience is

Immediately seems to be a great book, but do NOT read this if you’re actively in recovery for an ED. You will mess yourself up.

josh definitely has bpd I feel like he does not really like this girl also

Suits and Ties is my favorite one so far

I’m not good at poetry, let’s see if this book can help.

God bless Atlanta for having the Black femme scene that it does. These are the most beautiful, high-maintenance, high-femme queer women I’ve ever experienced in my life. Those online “femininity coaches” should take notes from them.

Finally, we arrive in Atlanta. The best queer scene in the US in my opinion, but, holy shit, it’s intense. My dad lived in Midtown for years being one of the only straight people in his apartment complex, just crazy insane amazing place.

Everything’s bigger in Texas and that includes lesbian bars.

“Two thirtysomething queers with popular-middle-school-teacher energy…” im glad for the acknowledgment that these people exist

“Imagine Martha Stewart in her twenties in a soft core filmed in Nantucket” I would love nothing more

OH YEAH! MIDWEST LOVE! Go to Southern IL tho, it may cure you of this notion. Such a strange place culturally, not really midwestern or southern. I feel like it has its own queer identity as a location and I’d love to see more queer people write about it.

This is really making me think about the current queer infighting about straight people at queer bars. Every single bar owner so far has said they want their bar to be an inclusive space open to everyone. Not to mention, coming into queer spaces is how people discover themselves and their own identities. Idk, maybe too woke opinion

Walkers Pint I meant. Autocorrect and my dumb fourth cranial nerve palsy and inability to read screens.