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bro i’m rereading now and i have no clue what’s going on

wes bennet became the standard in the first book but just now solidified it

i forgot to say like my reactions 1 im not even mad about kharon and augustus tricking her into marrying them they’re hot ad fuck and i would’ve married them anyway 2 patro and achilles get a grip you lost why are you tryna get in the marriage business 3fuck zeus and his kids 4 kharon bby you need to stop being so angry 5 alexis babe just fuck around marriage isn’t everything in the greek and roman gods world

nyx never change ily

BEDROOM EYES HELP

kharon i know it’s you bro body parts box is soooo original

he tucked her in

need that need kharon (also the sirens are so wholesome)

oh for fucks sake just kiss already

TOO FUNNY

alexis is me i and alexis kharon YOU CAN HAVE ME ANY DAY

augustus you were doing so well but now i realise ur just a man like all of them

nyx is the voice of the people

SIP OF WATER AS A TREAT? Augustus let me live bro

close enough welcome back tate langdon

patro you are too funny stop i can’t breathe

why is alexis so me

patro and alexis will never not be funny

everyone’s gay and i’m here for it

he knows her name HE KNOWS HER NAME

okay augustus is cute and a dick!

kharon is hot augustus is cute next question

“there are no stupid gods because i make sure there are no stupid spartans”. GENERAL ARE YOU SUE SYLVESTER PERCHANCE

patro crashing out is so real