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Please. You guys have no idea. He is classic

I’ve been thinking I’m only like ten pages away from finishing for over two hundred pages now

I need some space from her I think

“To do without self-respect, on the other hand, is to be an unwilling audience of one to an interminable documentary that details one’s failings both real and imagined with fresh footage spliced in for every screening.” God she scares the shit out of me.

Seinfeld practicing TM and believing we have thousands of lives was not on my bingo card for this book. I also don’t have a bingo card for this book bc, like, where would I ever use that

I really couldn’t have anticipated all this book had in store. By far the most interesting footnotes I’ve ever read.

gays, gangs and soho baby

“There ain’t no such thing as a bargain promise.”

Lotta guns! Don’t understand a word! Very good!

Hot dog!

Bc I had to spend the day as John’s valet de chambre I will actually be caught up for book club.