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See that’s the type of shit I would be doing if someone tried to dictate me while I technically have power over them

Forgot I owned a physical copy of this book

Not Sanderson writing smut

Is the Design like Hoid cryptic spren?!

Ngl this started off as a red rising knock off, but now it’s really coming into its own!

Ok I get that using Orpheus and Eurydice is both a metaphor and foreshadowing, but the whole point to Orpheus myth is that he does look back, and that you can’t escape death.

My name is in this book, and I want the record to show that I would top the vampire

IT IS A VAMPIRE BOOK. Honestly the only reason I picked this book up was because it won Goodreads fantasy section

Is Lottie a fucking vampire? I’ve seen Sinners I know how this ends when you have to invite someone in!

Why is “Madre de Dios” written in Spanish but everything else in English while book takes place in Spain?! Why not just write Mother of God

Theory: Ashdrinker is the grail and Doir is just the blood, so when Gabe was saying that the Grail was broken he was talking about ash

God sometimes Fritz is so fucking dense, but it’s kinda scary to see him explode with anger cause I see so much of myself in those moments

It does bother me that no one demands answers from Kettle when she clearly knows something

The Fool is definitely gay

Omg Is Kettle Fritz mom or grandma?

Technically Chade can also have a kid to put on the throne

I love that every book the Fool is described as weird looking/ugly, but in his official portrait he looks like the typical hot guy main love interest in every romantasy

I was correct about Molly and burick

My theory is that Molly was pregnant before she left buckkeep and Burick knew and he’s now taking care of her like a grandfather

Fritz has that dog in him

I do think Molly is being unreasonable here. Like don’t get me wrong, Fritz should definitely tell her why he doesn’t like/trust Regal. But like at least take some of his ship money so you can open your shop sooner!

Verity be fuckin

My immersion broke when I remembered that Locke is like 9 or 10 in this flashback. How is Lorenzo not realize that he’s being set up

If I had a nickel for every book that had a canal city with a Venetian vibe to it. I would have two nickels, not a lot, but weird that it happened twice

Not Quil having a type 😂

I don’t Helene would let the empire fall into such a state that one attack would break the empire apart.

When I kidnap women it’s always “don’t hurt me” or “please let me go”, but when men in books kidnap women it’s always “my heart beat faster” “ my face is heated and flushed” or “I’m slowly falling in love with him” it’s so not fair

Ngl I liked it better when it was a Cinderella retelling