Likes to tell us just how much he's Jason Bourne.
JB - I know the licence plates of all six cars outside, that our waitress is left handed and the guy sitting at the bar weighs 215lbs and knows how to handle himself.
TM - Oh? But did you know they serve their coffee stirred not shaken?
And a highly trained despicable character put a sachet of white sugar in with the brown?
Settle the fuck down you bloody lunatic!
— Jul 17, 2018 03:56AM
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