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Sometimes he looks at me as if to say; "I'll go with you father!" And I think to myself 'you'd be the last man I'd entrust myself to,' and then his look seems to say, 'Well, then at least I'd be the last."

I can't believe this dude turned into a ROACH and is acting all normal.

No one huants the narrative quite like Lucy-Gray

Dr Gaul being the one to start the saying "may the odds be ever in your favour" for the first quarter quell is such a crazy level evil only she could achieve.

Snow ambiguously lore dropping on Haymitch was funny in a scary way.

Effie being iconic as usual.

FUCK PRESIDENT SNOW FUCK THE CAPITOL FUCK DRUSILLA FUCK EVERYONE

"...though I'm not a drinker myself..." oh no...

Aemond being a complete idiot his whole life just to die a coward love to see it.
Daemon never failed to stand on business.
Fuck Ulf
Fuck Hugh
Fuck Daeron
Fuck the greens
Fuck Coryls
Fuck Rhaenyras small council
Fuck everybody

My girl Rhaenyra has gone through it all just for that crusty bitch Aegon and his loser dragon to not be dead. At least Daemon, Addam and Nettles are standing on business.

If I had a dollar for each tear I've shed reading this book I'd be the richest person alive

VISERYS WHEN I CATCH YOU. WHEN I CATCH YOU VISERYS

Coryls is a mf BEAST when it comes to sailing ong tripling his houses wealth in a singe voyage?? Bro has to be stopped omg...
Also I can't believe the next time I pick up this book I will most likely read Jaehaerys death. It really does feel like the end of an era and idk if I like it especially as all the death has been making me really emotional.
Someone claiming to be maegors bastard was funny as fuck though

Alysanne only had three children out live her and omg poor little Gael 😭😭 all I know is pain

Daella and Alyssa I will avenge you from childbed fever.

Stopping here as it's been too long without a character dying and I'm scared

Woah can I please go 20 pages without crying?

I'm already in love with Orys Baratheon and Visenya Targaryen

"They should die out, and die out soon." Oh brother you really have no idea do you?

This just keeps getting better and better

Chapter one complete but oh my God I don't think I've ever read something as funny as "want to meet the daddy of pain?" 💀

If it wasn't 1am I'd keep going