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Nothing quite compares to the joy of watching your aggressively Catholic parents go full Walking Dead on each other in the front yard, after aggressively going at it on the kitchen floor 🤮🤮

Learned how to shut people out, and don’t even need a door..

Enjoying this book immensely… 🫠

I really want to like this romance but is kind of falling short

Reading about lycanthropy outside is the best. 🥰

“He stared closer as he whimpered in pain and saw little teeth marks on his penis where something had bitten chunks out of the rapidly diminishing organ. Jeff looked across the floor and began to scream again when he saw what was wriggling free of his dead wife's asshole.”

I’m guessing Ian is the one who bit her…🤷🏻‍♀️

I will Finish this today!!

I just want to say Quinn and Cam are such a fucking mess, if they both go 🤷🏻‍♀️

There are so many different creatures and little side story lines, I only have like an hour and half left and they are tying up nicely.

Needed a brain pallet cleanser, polish fiction novel of stories sounds about right….

I’m 2 and half hours in and I forget why I loved this series so much the first time around. The FMC is so unbearable, then the crazy pants of her alpha group begins to speak and then it’s hits my lizard brain with the elite amount of endorphins 🫠🥰

Sooo, yeah I forget I hate scary movies with toilet scenes, this one right out the gate first couple pages...

“It was about two-thirds the size of an adult's head and resembled a lump of carelessly slapped-together yellow and gray clay, with a few scattered clumps of wet hair."

Never seen so many floor plans in a horror book, but interesting start..

I am determined to finish this book tonight, it’s been an intense hell roller coaster ride.

I don’t know if I love or despise Amy Hall, she’s either a really good voice actor to mimic how whiny the author writes these FMCs or terrible and I just don’t like her voice. This is the second book, where I want to stop listening to and both have Amy Hall as the FMC. I shall persevere another day though…. Just not today

Never wanted to be consumed more.... Might regret that statement since I am still in the first scene. Oh well..

This is a strange take on Hell for sure…

Sooooo, I am struggling to keep listening to this book. This why choose series started off strong. Now I want to jam chopsticks in my ear canals to get Amy Halls voice out…. That too much?? Anyways I will continue this book on a day when I’m in the mood to suffer-fest thru a book.

Oliver, who is obviously undead is trekking on a journey with Nathaniel currently. Shall see if Nathaniel is a friend or foe…

Mom trauma, and bugs what more could you want 🫠

The HIVE: You pleaded for us to do as we wished with you, didn't you? To mold you in our image. To give you a place. To make your choices, change your body, make you into something useful. To keep you from being something other than fuckmeat and repulsive lust and fear. Now we are talking about how the tapeworms will do anything to survive. You have to read to figure that out 🤮🤮🤮🤮

I am trying to finish all my currently reading list before the end of the year.🫠🫠 I will see if I will accomplish that.

Found the stalker, but Asher’s dad might as well be wearing a sign that says, “IM A STALKER TOO ASSHOLES!”. 🤣😂

This book should be called between two cups of cum but thaaaat’s just the intrusive thoughts…