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Oof… that was far more gruesome than the sledgehammer! 😅

Let it be known that going forward, any dark fantasy that I read should contain at least one battle featuring a necromancer and a pyromancer. This battle should involve no less than two barbecued, farting corpses.

That is all! 🔥🧟🧟‍♂️

“Only now it seemed all roads in the Holy City led around and around in chilly circles crawling with an unimaginable density of pilgrims, prostitutes, dreamers, schemers, […] cripples, prostitutes, crippled prostitutes, had he mentioned the prostitutes?”

Oh... we're off to a good start. 😅

Mary Mudgett is doing for perimenopause what Carrie White did for puberty. And I, for one, am here for it. 😍

I've been itching to reread this from the moment I put it down back in February. People really hate this book. I mean… really hate this book. I loved it. It's been six months. Let’s see if I’m still prepared to defend this thing with my whole chest. 😅

I fucking hate this book. Someone convince me why DNF’ing is not only okay… but sometimes necessary. Seriously. I’ll hear out any arguments.