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called that one a hundred pages away

can verify sim sups are my op

jack is going to find the letter any day now & im STRESSING

unironically this is one of the funniest books i’ve ever read and im like 5 pages in

DPC & POIC mention!!!!

PAYLOAD OPS MENTION HELLO

make that the king too. i need him dead like rn

i need maeve dead like yesterday

the parallels between this moment and the asriel dreemur fight from undertale are not lost on me- all i can hear in this moment is “hopes and dreams” playing in my head and it’s abt to make me cry honestly

“See what you want, Aelin, and seize it. Don’t ask for it; don’t wish for it. Take it.” i’m hyperventilating

sayzar is literally lorroakan i’m dead

BG3 MENTION BG3 MENTION RAHHHHHHH

men don’t talk like this.

the scene with lexie bath just solidified this book isn’t getting above 2 stars final rating. EW.

does the wayback machine exist in this universe? i feel like that would solve things pretty quickly.

BAHAHAHAHAAH

ugh i love a good fourth wall break

also called that one

I CALLED IT ONCE AGAIN

CALLED IT

it’s mark and or emma that’s what the something big is. it has to be. right?? RIGHT??

max is going to end up dead i’m calling it rn

WAIT they could also be derek and tristan too. im so conflicted

“who does that?” I’M CACKLING

truth and dare are travis and decker it is literally so painfully obvious omg

OHMYGOD

he’s not actually dead, right? RIGHT????

do not do this to me rn.

HANS

nvm i’m panicking again