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“She told me she couldn’t take anymore but… it turns out she’s a big fat liar because she absolutely took more.”

Okay Cade, period boo 💅🏽

“He says my name a million times, in a million different ways that only mean one single thing.”

This man is so fucking patient, damn near a saint

Cade seems like a bitch fr

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Ms. Author ma’am that was too steamy. This build-up might kill me 🥵

Their chemistry is amazing 🤭🤭

“Next time you ask me that, make sure you are [single].” 🥵🥵

Ford, that even gave ME butterflies. I can’t wait until they get together. If Wild Eyes is anything to go by, their chemistry in bed will be phenomenal 🤭🤭

Down to the last 18 minutes and how the fuck is this how the story ends wtf

7% left in the audiobook and she’s still in the alternate dimension. The author can’t be serious

Ugh, morning penis??? Girl if you don’t say morning dick me down 😩

Gemma has to be up there for worst sisters. She’s so selfish and needy and refuses to even think about her sister, even bailing on her sister when she needed her to babysit

I spoke too soon, Dax. How could I ever doubt you baby 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Damn Dax, the man you are 😔😔

The man that Dax is 🤭🤭🤭

She’s not even dense which pmo even more. Dax deserves sooooooo much better than her

You cannot tell me these characters are adult, I refuse to believe it. The writing is also so juvenile 😭😭😭 the plot had so much potential & it was so obvious Jack was his brother from the initial meeting where Pippa said they look the same

Im enjoying is so far, still can’t understand how it’s 5 books

She’s a bad ass bitch, enough said

No way he signed the fucking divorce papers 🙃

I’m sorry no, if a man spit in my mouth 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️ I would throw up 🤮

You fist your what sir??? I know that’s right 🤭🤭🤭

I didn’t expect to enjoy this book as much as I currently do. Not him being “scandalized” by her asking how big his 🍆 is 🤭🤭🤭

They def have feelings for each other

How has this book not finished yet??? Every chapter feels like the end.

Why did Ch. 17 feel like an ending??? He just needs to tell her about his past and there: HEA. Why do they need to include the mafia?

Ik the Mafia gets involved but is it because they accidentally killed that one dude

They’re both fucking hilarious. Her for trying to track him, him for spelling LOL with the tracker, and her again for calling him Josh AND stealing his hair. Yes!!! Girls for the win!

Not him fake evil laughing!!! Also:
“Step 1 — get Aly to drop her guard.
Step 2 — fuck her on this couch.
Oh wait, no, I skipped a few steps somewhere.”
Like no shit Sherlock, you went through all this trouble so she doesn’t suspect you 🤦🏽‍♀️