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2 things:
Kevin has the emotional intelligence of a koala.
Gibsie is the goat.

Fucking eng

'So I told them the truth: the hours are terrible, the pay is terrible, the conditions are terrible; you’re underappreciated, unsupported, disrespected and frequently physically endangered. But there’s no better job in the world.'

If i read ‘she has big eyes’ one more fucking time I’ll actually lose it. I genuinely don’t think I need to know what everyone’s eyes look like but thanks.

'Me: (pleading, in a tone of voice I’ve never managed before, like I’ve unlocked a secret level of my vocal cords) ‘But it’s my birthday.’ (Depressing but true.)
Midwife: ‘It’s labour ward – it’s always someone’s birthday.’
'

'She’s ten years old,” Barbara said. “She’s not part of my adult life.'

Wtf Barbara.

'It’s 1981, and I’m done pretending sexist jokes are funny just so men will give me a chance at something I’m probably better at than they are.'