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“Take your axe, your sharpest knives, You’ll be carving more than turkey!
They’ve been naughty, very bad- It’s time for you to go berser…ky?!”

I absolutely love this hahaha

If I have to read “Noah’s hooded lids” one more time I think I’m gonna run into oncoming traffic

Fuck CJ.

At the point of wanting to DNF… where the hell is this book even going

And now this book is similar to another Stephen King novel….Cell

It’s like she just read Carrie & The Stand by Stephen King and said “yeah I want to write a book about both of those stories combined”

My god will this book just be over already

This book is just the same thing over and over and is boring the hell out of me. This book should’ve been WAY shorter

One For the Road- 2 stars
The Woman in the Room- 3 stars

Last Rung on the Ladder- 2 stars
Man Who Loved Flowers- 3 stars

I Know What You Need - 3 stars
Children of The Corn - 4 stars

Quitters, Inc- 5 stars

The Ledge- 5 stars
The Lawnmower Man- 5 stars

Sometimes They Come Back- 4 stars
Strawberry Spring- 4 stars

Trucks - 3 out of 5

Battleground- 5 out of 5

Gray Matter- 3 out of 5

This is a germaphobes worst nightmare

The Mangler - 5 stars
An absolute must read. Seems like the beginning ideas of a story that led to the making of Christine

The Boogeyman- 4 stars

I Am The Doorway- 4 Stars

Detta has to be the most annoying character ever written.