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Person To Person- 4 stars

From Shadowed Places- 1 Star

The Funeral- 5 stars

Mad House- 1 Star
Hit too close to home. Unpleasant read.

Prey- 5 stars

This is what How To Sell A Haunted House wishes it was

I Am Legend - 4 stars

Dance of the Dead- 1 star

Witch War- 4 stars

Dress of White Silk- 1 Star

Buried Talents- 5 stars

Who knew throwing ping pong balls could be so riveting

The Near Departed: 5 stars

“I think we both know where this is going” 😂

You’re telling me nothing has grown back in 20 YEARS…??? Yeahhhh okayyyyyy

So this is just like a shitty version of The Stand huh?

This book sucksssssssss

Twilight has sexy vampires, Salems Lot has scary vampires, and this has…. Pedo vampires…????

If I didn’t promise someone I would read this I would DNF this immediately

This book is boring af

“Take your axe, your sharpest knives, You’ll be carving more than turkey!
They’ve been naughty, very bad- It’s time for you to go berser…ky?!”

I absolutely love this hahaha

If I have to read “Noah’s hooded lids” one more time I think I’m gonna run into oncoming traffic

Fuck CJ.

At the point of wanting to DNF… where the hell is this book even going