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To all the non Slavs who make Slavic women are cold and heartless jokes - read this and shut your yams

I’ve been secretly reading dickens on the side

Dollar store Violet and xaden

Fvck my chungus piece of shit life

Think I’ll just watch the movie instead

“Big naturals” is out, “respectable chest” is in

So flipping close

Sally, you’ve pulled me right back in

No wonder Ivan’s a chess genius, he’s an idiot with people. One line has made me despise this guy

Nothing like a midnight read in a cozy cabin. On the verge of sleep, serenaded by a gentle rain.

FINALLY

Witnessed two latinas get on their knees when receiving communion on sunday

Can’t think of anything witty, only read 7 pages

She mentioned spurs… it’s over she’s ruined it

Ivan bro you’re too nice tone it down a bit

Trauma dumping gets you a baddie

Lit(erature)

Finally she meets his gaze. They look at one another without speaking. Belonging, it could not be clearer, to the same camp, separate from the rest.

Missed you, Sally

I’ve been reading dickens for the past week

What do they even talk about, how did he not know who her grandma was?

Almost done woo hoo!

Pound town