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Hey guys. Family guy reference. Hey, have u heard? There’s a family guy reference. I nearly drove myself off the freeway listening to it. Family guy reference.

Nvm they’re doing fake dating I’m back in

Skibbity Rizz Toilet Ohio, I shouldn’t know the author has internet connection.
I think I need to stick to historical books.

IM BACK IN THE FUCKING BUILDING AGAIN

Bro I have got to stop reading books about Mormons.

WOW

bro of course jeffs had a ride or die pervert wife too.

also fascinating & telling, men are kicked OUT of the FLDS, women ESCAPE the FLDS. Sheep, they're sheep, men are!

Brower is a little self congratulatory but I'll allow it because he smoted Warren Jeffs.

Every time I dive back into the FLDS world I am shocked by how simple the reason is for it's insanity. It's just men. It's perverted, pedophilic, power hungry, men.

Sometimes I find myself thinking that men like Warren Jeffs don't actually believe in their religion, it's always twisted into a tool for them to use. Or perhaps they do believe. Honestly, that's more terrifying.

Yeah. Brower rocks.

I can’t do this bro. No thanks. Dnfing.

award for most annoying opening 20 minutes goes to this book..

also called America the horniest place on earth. no. I do not believe this to be true. not one bit. sexually repressed and perverse? perhaps, but horny? god no.

I do not think I will be finishing this book if it continues down this path. perhaps a better book to read physically.

okay we're miscommunicating too much. I get it, they're 18th/19th century homeboys but like lock the fuck in and talk to each other

Mary and I BOTH like raspberry jam. Ah!

The Other Bennet Sister, more like rip my heart out of my chest a thousand times.

immediately: i would take a bullet for mary. do NOT read this if you have mommy issues

My blorbos.... my blorbos!!!!

I could run through a brick wall right now

ohhhhh this is why everyone likes troy

Balancing Oregon Trail cannibalism & tragedy with gay hockey. So far, there is no crossover... But I'm keeping my guard up.

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I knew this would be a miserable read but I miscalculated just how miserable it would be. Ironic.

I’ve already gotten so much from this and I’m not even done. Unreal!!!!

“…while I sit here shoveling his cock into my mouth, praying in between gags that I’ll get it far enough back in my throat that he’ll have to love me.”

I just found out there are TWO movies based off of this book I am SO EXCITED!!!! FINNICK FROM HUNGER GAMES PLAYS PHILLIP RAHHHH

Rachel, I love you. Phillip.. the weather is mild today isn’t it?

Alice is an insane point of view character. She is so narrow minded and my brain is just racing with all the potential truths she’s not picking up on.
Loving this!!

Phillip going “man I guess women CAN take a joke” when his neighbor laughed at something. Sickening.
Reading books where u don’t like the protagonist is kind of thrilling. He’s a dunce.