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The words are small and it’s making my eyes feel overwhelmed

Well aloha is being annoying and the main character is so clueless and boring, I have no idea how I’m going to finish it

Wtf? I forgot everything I read when I reached this chapter, cabbage is talking? My brain is spinning it’s getting really strange.
The character is also using the dark comedy a lot “It’s funny how one strange thing is often followed by another.
i end up with terminal cancer, the devil appears, phones and movies disappear from the world, and the next thing I know the cat is talking”

Finally finished the first chapter! The writer told too much, too much detail about unnecessary details, he went on a date with his ex girlfriend (bad idea) I discovered that aloha is the only reason why I’m still reading this book it started to get really boring, but in general I think that it’s a fine book

The main character talked about his mom and his relationships, he’s trying to see what’s important and he’s feeling some low self- esteem.
He made the phones disappear, and he talked about his cat’s tumor.
Aloha is being childish, not a usual look for a devil.
He pretty much considered hiding chocolate is a crime.

So, i laughed while reading it it means it’s kinda good.
The devil’s name is aloha and aloha suggested to god to go down to earth to help people to think about what’s really important.
Aloha likes the fact that he’s evil but the fact that he’s helping people is confusing because why a devil would do that? The main character didn’t believe him at first and he said “either way, i was going to die”

The main character is funny, the writer is skipping a lot of important details to reach a certain event, maybe he’s impatient, also the devil is weird why does he look like the main character ? And why are they talking normally like there’s nothing supernatural happening? I’ve never seen a friendly devil, it’s strange.

I don’t know when I’m going to finish this but it’s pretty boring for now, maybe I’ll like it in the future but not now