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Alexis is on page 26 of 430 of Tender Is the Night
Offhandedly wondered why my copy is only 315 pages when goodreads says itd 430 pages but I think its because the print is small and dense as fuck + no full-page chapter breaks lol
Feb 14, 2026 07:56AM Add a comment
Tender Is the Night

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Alexis is on page 180 of 322 of Vile Bodies
Jan 25, 2026 11:37AM Add a comment
Vile Bodies

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Alexis is on page 16 of 440 of The Citizen Kane book
You may be thinking, why are you reading this book-length essay of Pauline Kael's that has been widely discredited in the decades since its publication? Well 1) found this book at a used book store and I am fascniated by it as an object 2) I am on a train and wanted a small enough paperback to fit in my purse.
Jan 23, 2026 01:21PM Add a comment
The Citizen Kane book

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Alexis is 15% done with Vicious (Villains, #1)
Deeply mid so far but I'll probably finish it
Jan 21, 2026 06:39AM Add a comment
Vicious (Villains, #1)

Alexis
Alexis is on page 120 of 322 of Vile Bodies
The margins and type are so large that I've been knocking out SIXTY PAGES in HALF AN HOUR. Today and yesterday. Crazy
Jan 14, 2026 09:30AM Add a comment
Vile Bodies

Alexis
Alexis is on page 60 of 322 of Vile Bodies
Veeerrrrryy different to Brideshead Revisited I did not expect the extremely humorous and mildly confusing nature. Not hating it though. Also my copy of this is lowkey falling apart 3
Jan 13, 2026 08:01AM Add a comment
Vile Bodies

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Alexis is 10% done with Madam
Probably thinks its Rebecca by starting with the school on fire and then starting from the begining/the presence of a mysterious predecessor, but unlike Rebecca it is very poorly written. Probably going to dnf
Jan 07, 2026 01:30PM Add a comment
Madam

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Alexis is 36% done with The Lesser Bohemians
I like this but I keep having to hype myself up to listen to it. Also HOW am I only 36% through.... how much more of the same kind of stuff can go on??
Dec 15, 2025 06:57AM Add a comment
The Lesser Bohemians

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Alexis is on page 55 of 126 of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS BTW !
Dec 11, 2025 01:34PM Add a comment
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

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Alexis is on page 355 of 403 of Devil House
Just did 109 pages of this in one sitting yippeee
Nov 30, 2025 09:21AM Add a comment
Devil House

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Alexis is on page 220 of 403 of Devil House
Read slightly fewer pages than I intended for rn but at least I did in fact pick it up today. I stay winning
Nov 26, 2025 09:13AM Add a comment
Devil House

Alexis
Alexis is on page 177 of 403 of Devil House
Someone yell at me if I don't finish this soon
Nov 25, 2025 09:29AM Add a comment
Devil House

Alexis
Alexis is on page 131 of 403 of Devil House
I swear I did not forget about this I just knocked out like 56 pages in one sitting
Nov 21, 2025 07:50AM Add a comment
Devil House

Alexis
Alexis is 26% done with Spread Me
This book is crazy because it references the Kurt Russell baby slut crop top The Thing meme and also because its main character is what I would suppose would be described as virussexual
Nov 18, 2025 02:23PM Add a comment
Spread Me

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Alexis is 60% done with Winter’s Orbit
Generally not a fan of modern written romance but I'm actually enjoying this book overall and im fact the romance part? Who am I?
Nov 13, 2025 01:27PM Add a comment
Winter’s Orbit

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Alexis is 26% done with A Dowry of Blood
Written so much in the tumblr purple prose style that it feels like amateurish fanfiction rather than an actual book. Also I know that this is supposed to be a take on Dracula's brides but some elements are making me go: IWTV????. Idk I'm going to keep trying ig
Oct 27, 2025 06:18AM Add a comment
A Dowry of Blood

Alexis
Alexis is on page 44 of 403 of Devil House
Last book of my John Darnielle bibliography reread...... Just smacked out 40 pages in 36 minutes I love this man's writing sososososo much.
Oct 17, 2025 05:51AM Add a comment
Devil House

Alexis
Alexis is on page 46 of 126 of The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories
Just finished the first (titular) story and god is Carter's prose magnificently lush..... love it
Oct 03, 2025 07:49AM Add a comment
The Bloody Chamber and Other Stories

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Alexis is 78% done with The Big Four (Hercule Poirot, #5)
Agatha you can't just reinvent Mycroft Holmes but for Poirot. Also this book is kinda bad 👍
Sep 28, 2025 05:26PM Add a comment
The Big Four (Hercule Poirot, #5)

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Alexis is on page 14 of 214 of Universal Harvester
I know most people don't enjoy this book but when I first read it I was 15 and just getting into TMG and it was the first and only book I had read for fun for months. So even though I am just now picking it up a second time, 7 years later, I could probably never hate it
Sep 16, 2025 12:07PM Add a comment
Universal Harvester

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Alexis is 17% done with The Möbius Book
GRANADA HOLMES MENTION???!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 12, 2025 06:24AM Add a comment
The Möbius Book

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Alexis is 10% done with If We Were Villains
Usually I don't make a comment on when I dnf something but guys this is so obnoxious I cannot force myself to continue. So bye byes
Sep 12, 2025 05:38AM Add a comment
If We Were Villains

Alexis
Alexis is 10% done with If We Were Villains
I feel like I'm legally obligated to like this as a Shakespeare fan but by god is it trying soooo hard AND there have been two racial or racially-related metaphors that have made me wary. Also lol @ the dean named Holinshed
Sep 11, 2025 11:42AM Add a comment
If We Were Villains

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Alexis is 45% done with The Murder of Roger Ackroyd (Hercule Poirot, #4)
Listened to 20% in the car with my sister Sara, and then a whopping 25% more with us just lying in one twin-sized bed with our eyes closed because two twin siblings with head hurty knows no bounds. Hopefully I like this better than the first three!
Aug 25, 2025 05:19PM Add a comment
The Murder of Roger Ackroyd (Hercule Poirot, #4)

Alexis
Alexis is on page 59 of 279 of Film Form: Essays In Film Theory
This page has completely ripped out of the binding of my edition from the 1960s 3 diva DOWN ! Also. "Very well–what would be a longuistically accurate characterization of a man? His raven-black hair... The waves of his hair... His eyes radiating azure beams... His steely muscles..." GAYASS!!!
Aug 13, 2025 03:13PM Add a comment
Film Form: Essays In Film Theory

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Alexis is on page 7 of 279 of Film Form: Essays In Film Theory
Reading this for fun (my idea of fun is.... interesting) after being the sole Eisenstein writing style defender in my cinema studies senior seminar on editing. I <3 film theory
Aug 04, 2025 10:13AM Add a comment
Film Form: Essays In Film Theory

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Alexis is on page 370 of 688 of Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)
I have no fun quote I just want to say I have read 105 pages of this today because I desperately need to finish it before its due back at the library in two days
Jul 21, 2025 02:46PM Add a comment
Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)

Alexis
Alexis is on page 260 of 688 of Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)
"Welles had conceived an enormous affection for Cotten, something very like love" 🏳️‍🌈🤔
Jul 20, 2025 11:19AM Add a comment
Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)

Alexis
Alexis is on page 140 of 688 of Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)
"The chronology may be out, but the relationship is clear: Welles had found himself another daddy, as he was to do so often in his young manhood" DON'T SAY IT LIKE THAT
Jul 01, 2025 07:37AM Add a comment
Orson Welles, Volume 1: The Road to Xanadu (Orson Welles, #1)

Alexis
Alexis is 99% done with The Return of A.J. Raffles: An Edwardian Comedy In Three Acts, Based Somewhat Loosely on E.W. Hornung's Characters In The Amateur Cracksman
Graham Greene was smoking some shit when he wrote this because why was Lord Alfred Douglas and the Prince of Whales there but lile I have to respect he made Raffles gay
Jun 11, 2025 07:02PM Add a comment
The Return of A.J. Raffles: An Edwardian Comedy In Three Acts, Based Somewhat Loosely on E.W. Hornung's Characters In The Amateur Cracksman

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