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Should I update my ratings too ig I don’t have very many

random guy: take this gun for when he comes

police: no dude that’s murder

random guy: i’m no rookie i know the law i’m going for the legs. ayo barkeeper lock the doors

barkeeper: nah dude you got a gun

random guy: whatevs *cocks gun*

invisible man is forcing someone to do his biddings

rando: I’m the worst person you could have picked *lists reasons why he hates himself*

invisible man: bro stfu

rando: I don’t have that dog in me

invisible man: “I’ll stimulate you” (idek)

rando: pls no

rando: ykw maybe i’ll fuck up on purpose

rando: “I wish I was dead”

invisible man: bro stfu

“The Invisible Man amused himself for a little while by breaking all the windows in the Coach and Horses, and then he thrust a street lamp through the parlour window of Mrs Gibble.”

I too would be amused.

Gonna kms.

All of my 2026 reading might end up being science fiction and dystopia.

We are soooooo fucked

We are so fucked

Story time!

I miss Da Shi I feel like he would’ve known what to do.

“You won’t sell your mother to a whorehouse. You’re still a child, when it comes to that aspect of our profession. My fervent hope is that you will always remain so.”

oh boy

I read 200 pages in 24 hours

Part V hurt. I'm crying and my heart hurts.

tldr things are batshit crazy. plots have been lost.

i am hooked i have been reading nonstop