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Sadie noooo

This is really good so far but I keep reading Michael George as George Michael and now Careless Whisper is stuck in my head

why is he a tomato

ok fine

HOW MANY BRADS ARE THERE

THE FUCK YOU MEAN 'YOU'????????

HOW DID I NOT REALIZE IT WAS ZACK

IS IT NOT BRAD EITHER???

THAT IS NOT BRIAN

i keep getting jumpscared by the backstreet boys

I'm so invested

my copy is glitched in the weirdest way possible

okay fine ill read it again already

please tell me family guy has done a parody of this with brian and stewie

I'm crying why is getting laid his priority

NO DENNIS

Dungeon crawler Carl withdrawal got me reading anything

Helen defender till i die

how has he already lost it

BRO USE A MEELEE WEAPON OR JUST STOP ON HER DONT WASTE A BULLET

Oh I just know this book is going to devastate me later so I will enjoy the silly language while I still can!!

I doubt this will beat the games but I'm excited to read it!

I adore how this is going so far. It's such an interesting take on the apocalypse and the writing is phenomenal and super funny! I love S.T.!

I do like the maid’s sailor song

Ironic how Penelope says she hates how her name was used to bash other women but she bashes Helen at every chance

Ironic how Penelope says she hates how her name was used to bash other women but she bashes Helen at every chance

Still not liking how Helen is treated

How come feminist retellings always put down another one of their female characters who is innocent in the original?

god help me get through this