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This is messed up holy shit

MORT NO 💔💔💔💔

“He built Kleenex factories and taught the Romans to cover their mouths when they coughed” 😭😭😭

“Imagine two people,” Bardfield said. “One who has lost love in their life, taken by the hand of death. Another who thought he had real love, but found it was something less than what he had expected and hoped for. The two of them, bereft of love, and of the miracles of life. And then the unexpected happens.”
“The moon turns to cheese?” Hannah ventured.

Mosscap watched them keenly, not moving at all. “Is it bad?” the robot asked.
“No,” Dex lied.
HAHAHA

“[…] and in all the time this entire scenario has existed, every component has been recycled over and over and over again into infinitely incredible configurations, and sometimes, those configurations are special enough to be able to see the world around them. You and I—we’re just atoms that arranged themselves the right way, and we can understand that about ourselves. Is that not amazing?”

“Are you afraid of that?” they asked. “Of death?”
“Of course,” Mosscap said. “All conscious things are. Why else do snakes bite? Why do birds fly away? But that’s part of the lesson too, I think. It’s very odd, isn’t it? The thing every being fears most is the only thing that’s for certain? It seems almost cruel, to have that so…”
“So baked in?”
“Yes.”

Abandoning immortality to obey the laws of nature is kinda awesome

“(That was a cinematic trick adapted for print. Death wasn’t talking to the princess. He was actually in his study, talking to Mort. But it was quite effective, wasn’t it? It’s probably called a fast dissolve, or a crosscut/zoom. Or something. An industry where a senior technician is called a Best Boy might call it anything.)”

Stay with us Sir Terry 😔

They’d held a parley on the drawbridge with Crown Prince Gorthan, who darted a guilty look at Celia and offered, in a stilted way, to marry her after all.
“No, all in all, I think I’d prefer to just have your throne,” Celia said, icily, before Father could even answer.

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“Elithyon slowly lowered his spear and shield, almost a little puzzled, or maybe deflated; the solution surely wasn’t grand and tragic enough for him”

Dramatis😒

RORICCC 😭😭😭

Got a taste of their own medicine

“Eislaing too loved her people, and the quiet folk. But if she had asked such a thing of me, to let her die unavenged, forgotten, could I have granted her plea? It would have been only a bitter sorrow to know that, in her final hour, I caused her any grief. Why should you wound him so?”
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“It was their fault, the whole war was their fault: Gorthan and his father following in Sherdan’s footsteps, and Elithyon chasing after his own hungry vengeance, with all the same selfishness and pride. She wanted them dead, not satisfied and crowned with power; and if she couldn’t kill them herself, she did want someone else to kill them”
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“He’d only been a mortal king, and he’d been forced to marry a great lady with magic of her own and a dangerous man at her back, and he’d resented being made to feel small beside her. So he’d insulted her in what he’d thought was a safe and petty way, the way a mortal lord could insult his wife with impunity, to make himself feel more powerful”
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He glared at her, and then looked at the window and back, and snarled at her, “Do you think I have made a false oath, then? You imagine that you could win my heart?”
“What did you think I’d do?” she said, edging back as far as she could against the pillows. “Throw myself out the window?”
😭if ur not trying to die then ur trying to win me ahh guy LMMAOO

“Celia’s heart was pounding in fear as Elithyon dragged her up behind him, no matter what he’d said. What if he forgot by the time they got upstairs?”

WAKAKA

Are summerlings just forgetful😭

APAAANNNN😭😭😭

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Aight 🫤

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