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I mean, seriously, get a load of this genius:

"while Dr. Robert Tuttle Morris (a surgeon and eventual president of the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists) hypothesized that women afflicted with “clitoral adhesions” would develop masturbatory habits, which led to laziness, which would in turn lead to curvature of the spine."

That's right, kids, masturbation causes your spine to bend. Slow clap.

With as dense and gullible as history has shown men to be, themselves, it's a wonder they still manage to pretend any sort of intellectual superiority.

Flames...flames...on the side of my head....

I've learned a lot about opsins and gone down a colorblind rabbithole. I have discovered a ruminating monkey with no thumbs. I am about to further dive into how a camel is one of a cetaceans closest cousins on land. I love genetics.

Getting what you want and then wasting the experience.

I am begging people to proofread these books before publishing.

Single-minded focus can be good but is often blinding.

Thomas you braindead man. I'm already mad at you.

I do believe this is a good representation of the ridiculous and fantastical and unhealthy limits and parameters this society puts on grief. The way it's something that needs to be surmounted and corralled and dominated. People need to have honest conversations about grief without flinching away from it as though it is a disease you can catch.

Hmmmmm...I'm starting to not like Claire. Or her friends.

Religious fanaticism angers me so much. What angers me the most about it, though, is how weak we are as a society that we are willing to sacrifice people on the altar of mental health disorders just so no one gets to claim something we are doing "in the name of [any] god" is also wrong. Religious psychosis is rampant in this country. Religious addiction is everywhere. You can't touch it, though.

Now I want some gingersnaps.

Now I just want to go listen to Live's 'Secret Samadhi' album.

All you had to hear was "watch for weight gain" in the 90s and if you had the trigger you had the means.

It's amazing how parents trap their children behind their own fears.

Reading books about medical history of all sorts often leaves me bemused at how stupid intelligent people can be when the walls of religious belief collapse and barricade the path to logic.

I hope this chick doesn't give up a full-ride scholarship for her loser friend.