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reason is the first victim of a strong emotion

how often it is that the angry man rages denial of what his inner self tells him

“He looked at his hand. How inadequate it appeared when mesured against such creatures as that worm.”

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Somewhere this night he has passed a decision-nexus into the deep unknown. He knew the time-area surrounding them, but the here-and-now existed as a place of mystery. It was as though he had seen himself go out of sight down into a valley. Of the countless paths up and out of that valley, some might carry a Paul Atreides back into sight, but many would not.

the water which thou takest from the river shall become blood upon the dry land

thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind

WIZARD DUELS and they’re not allowed to kill eachother anymore ok hogwarts

well i’m glad at least that the author is aware of how annoying xaden and violet arguing in circles for two books is lol.

aw her boyfriend is addicted to drugs now

oh he’s gonna get addicted to earth drugs isn’t he

the author should kill tairn or adarna here, that would be insane

not tecarus hiring a venin stripper to jump outta the box

tairn giving her dating advice is hilarious. i would accept dating advice from a 12,000 lb dragon too i guess.

would love to see xaden’s juicy backstory instead of these little letters

not adarna being an angsty teenager lmfaoo what is this bit

a shadow daddy who is lord of a secret city in the mountains??? hmmmmmmmm

if the general gave xaden those scars i called it here. if not i will be deleting this

oh heavens

I CAN’T READ THIS RIGHT NOW. SHE DOESN’T NEED A SADDLE TO RIDE THIS DRAGON ✨😩✨

OH JESUS CHRIST

i wonder if the other people in the break room know what sort of sinful smut is on these pages rn

⚡️⚡️⚡️ she z-z-z-zapped that muthafucka

this storybook about wyvern and venin is gonna turn out to be real isn’t it

ohhhh he’s CLAWing to get up in her TAIL section am i right

the talking dragons are FUCKINGGGG

i love that her dragon just interrupts the narration to sass her

oh damn even their DRAGONS wanna fuck 😩🐲

dain having to watch while violet and xaden wrestle hornily on the challenge mat is giving twilight cuck tent

of course he is a shadow daddy. why did i expect anything else.

you don’t make a sexy antagonist with a name like xaden riorson and not fuck him. i WILL be reading about this man’s penis at some point in the future.

this book is addicting

main character of horror book has a gritty tattoo on her ass