John Andrade > Recent Status Updates

Holy shit

I saw advertisement for this book on an Instagram reel where a woman was asking a book store employee if they carried the book where a gay man writes an email to an OF pornstar about all the dirty things he wanted to do to him but accidentally forwards the email to everyone at work. So I’m on the edge of my seat.

I regret to inform everyone that many of the goosebumps books are all on Libby, so I’ll be having a moment reliving my childhood.

Another book “Maeve Fly” is about this girl who kills people casually. The most notable review I saw from that book was, “If ‘I’m not like other girls. I’m a cool girl.’ was a book” and this book reads exactly like that so far

This is ridiculous lmao

Mel, read this. Freida McFadden WISHES she wrote like this.

I don’t think this is going to stick the landing but it was a fun ride.

Whoa

Alright let me get on with it and finish this book before Rob Gorman spits on me

I thought it’d be a Christmas stalker horror. It’s not. It’s smut.

Put me out of my misery

What the fudge is going on

I thought this would be about killer bees killing people. It’s like A Bug’s Life (or Antz) but with bees.

Love a dysfunctional family vs haunted house dynamic

Carolyn, I’m back, making my way through the series. I know we talked about reading this rather than listening, but Tim Curry is narrating the audiobook! He’s an actor that millennials know about and enjoy. It’s positively charming 🥰

Oh my god where is this going??? I’m so bored.

Lots of fun so far. Let’s all get Granite Grille tomorrow.

This one has me GRIPPED, people!!!