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Her name was Linda, she was into bondage.

OMG NO! The way my jaw just dropped. Perfect moment turned SO cringe!

“I will not be defined by the violence of men”

Not the nose flick😂🥹🤌🏼

“At least your mom died.”
😂😂😂

NOT THE MUSTACHEEEEE!!!!!!

“He listens. He pays attention.”
“Okay, stop. I’m already about to come.”

If the next book in this series isn’t Elton and Veda, I will RIOT, Tessa!!!!!

I absolutely LOVE the way she sets up the next story, perfectly integrated into the current story.

NOT JASON CLARKE WITH THE IRISH ACCENT FOR MADDEN. SOS SOS SOS!!!!!

🥵🥵🥵 say “love” one more time and it’s over for me

“It’s not disease that’s contagious in my ward, Captain. It’s dissent…

“We’ve been reduced to embers, yes, but the coals that lie beneath the ash of my ward are still hot enough to burn…

“It’s under the most unbearable conditions that the sharpest, most dangerous weapons are forged.”

“Even filthy and tired, you’re still beautiful.”

I fear I would fall prey to Carrion Swift… instantly😂

“there could be endless versions of you, and I’d love each one as fervently and entirely.”

“Why is no one asking me how fast I can run in my new shoes? Being an adult sucks.”
😂😂😂

“Jeff, if I could fire you twice, I would. You fucking suck.”

I am CACKLING😂😂😂

DADDY SILVA. IM A GONER.

“Now get of my way, Kip. I want to go home and be with my girls.”

Not Daddy Silva in the gym chapter🥵

Joe Arden never fails us.

“Beg.”

OKAY WILLA. Yes maam!

OMFG, I’m jaw just DROPPED!!!

“He’s the breed that’s man enough to eat 🐈”

CHAPTER 20… I am sweatinggggg

“Swallow, Summer.” 🥵

This male narrator doing a female voice sounds like donald trump😂😂😂

“I’m Italian!”
“No, Job. You’re a pussy.”

I am CACKLING😂 First, the authors note… Then this in the first chapter. I am about to eat.this.up.

NOT COOKIE MONSTER😂😂😂

Omg I have to stop for tonight or I will never sleep.

Rachel Gillig…. You are god-tier for this one

I AM ALREADY FERAL!!! STOP STOP STOP!
This tension is burning me ALIVE🔥🔥🔥

CHAPTER 18!!!!!

IM LOSING MY MIND! YES!!!

Clyde on the patio might be my favorite thing ever… IYKYK

Not the survey monkey and the Evite😂😂😂

CHAPTER 12🫠🫠🫠

CHAPTER 12😂😂😂 I’m crying!!!

This will forever be one of the best chapters ever written in any book.

“Jesus Christ”
“Thankfully, he hadn’t been born yet”

I am ROLLING😂😂😂 this is a masterpiece