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She's comparing the males to different dog breeds... I love it🤣😍

Just give Ronan his bunny cake hookers...🤣👯‍♀️

"Those who don't play chess think the king is the strongest piece, because the game ends when he dies, but they don't stop to think that if the queen dies first, the king doesn't have a chance to survive."

Sadie: "You lying cow."
Aran: "Moo, bitch."
🤣🐄

C: "If you so much as twitch toward that edge, I swear to Gods I will tie you up and drag you behind me, Estrella."
E: "I don't have a death wish today."

Just not today, chilllll Caelum...

Ps: how blind is she?? I've been able to see where this book was headed for so long... He even kept a similar name...🙄 At this point I just want to get this over with...

"You get this twitch underneath your left eye when you think I'd let someone else play with me. I think it might be the cutest thing I've ever seen."
"Fuck you."

Is it just me or are they making a big deal out of nothing?
Also to the bitch telling her to "Just guard your heart": mind your own fucking business!! Heartbreak is part of life, she'll learn how to deal with it... It's not going to kill her...

He is so caring🥰
Why is she so stupidly blind?🙃

Caelum: "You have the sense of direction of a hydra."
Estrella: "Aren't they blind?"
Caelum: " Yes. Yes, they are."
Estrella: "I wish I was a hydra. Then I could swallow you whole and not have to endure your endless hovering anymore."
Caelum: "My star, you can swallow me whole anytime you-" *gets punched*

🤣these 2 have such funny banter

*sees his 🍆 for the first time*
Him: "See something you like?"
Her: "That looks more like a torture device than an instrument of pleasure."🤣

"You're a dick."
"Why don't we find out just how much you like my dick, Little One?"
🤣He just knows she hates it when he twists her words...

~He'd never woken me in the night to take watch, and I didn't know if it was because he had fallen asleep as well, or because he'd been afraid I might in fact take his balls off while he slumbered.~
🤭

the Weaver's story🥺

Gargoyle's like: "Huzzah!" 👏🏼 *yeet*🫸🏼🤸🏼‍♀️🕳️

Rory: "I hate tight, dark spaces."
Gargoyle: "Let's hope you never die. I hear graves are rather constrictive."
🤣Dude can not read a room...🤭

"If you value your friend when he fights your battles for you - when he is rogue and ruthless - you must value him when he is gentle, too. Otherwise you do not value him at all"
✨👏🏼

I love the gargoyle so much🥰

~The gargoyle batted his eyes. "Oh, Bartholomew. He's dreamy."~
🤣dude got some humor✨

"I still think we should castrate him."
Owkayy, that took a turn...🫣
I'm here for it though 🫶🏼🪓✨

Damn... Girl has some guts asking for a Hawaiian pizza from an Italian Mafioso 😳

"Out of all my sins, you're my favorite."🥰🥹

"Seeing you in your engagement dress is hard enough. But seeing you in your wedding dress? That'll be fucking torture."

"Tell me a sin, Aurora."

'For the first time since we met, I see her smile. I think I like it when she smiles.'🤭🥰✨

"Aurora. Stand up. - Perfect. Now, take 3 steps to the left."
"Happy?"
*Bang*🧠🔫

"Death, WE wish to trade."
Shills✨

Sava🥹🥰

Lueti is a woman to my heart🫶🏼

K: "What if he gets impatient?"
L: "Then kick him in the balls. It won't be a big loss."🤣

H: "Would you like to be my exile buddy?"
K: "It'd be useful to have something to eat out there."
H: "What?"
K: "Nothing!"
🤣Lol

"I'm pretty much doing the splits while my friend does the limbo."
This is so delightfully weird out of context😊