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genuinely thought i was stupid when i started reading this, but no. hemingway has chosen to write this like a 3rd graders first short story. like what is this. i’m sure i’ll get used to it but holy shit

ok i’m assuming these two get together in the end, but this guy is weird af yall. who finds it attractive that a random man u do not know, or like, sends u a picture of his shirtless chest in hopes you’ll say yes to tutoring him. like what… not a fan

ok yall i wasn’t itching to read this or anything… no shade but this is pretty terrible. also this cover looks so scandalous on my page i feel like a gooner