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"May you have the courage someday to walk away. And the wisdom to recognize that day when it arrives"

"How would you like to die, mortal? Ironeyes asked, stepping closer robes billowing around him. "And when? Quietly? In the night, of a failing heart? Drowning, on one of your new ships as it sinks? Here? Right now? Crushed by the weight of your own stupidity?"

"She assumes," Wax said, "that our detective style isn't normally the punchy-punchy, stabby-stabby type." "To be fair," Wayne said, "it's usually a more shooty-shooty, whacky-whacky type"

"Um..." Lift said. "Could you maybe...tell me where to get something to eat.....?" Dalinar glanced at her. Something to eat? "There....should be a supply dump just inside the wall." "Thanks!" Lift is me and I am Lift

That was not how I expected the first meeting of our main characters to go "No, Apologize. Boots!"

"Elend shrugged. ""He's a paraplegic. Whats he going to do ? Bite us? Come on lets get down off this rock"" i'm dying, i think i've finally found an author who really gets me