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„‚The tails of his sperm cells are lashing already.‘“

What is bro on

„‚I look at you and feel an erection stirring even as the situation argues strenuously against it.‘

‚It can’t afford to be hard. It won’t allow itself psychologically,‘ she said. ‚It knows what’s going on back there.“

(Context: he has a prostrate exam in front of his coworker for some fucking reason and they’re keeping eye contact)

I should really stop reading books about disgusting men.

Anyways, have some iconic quotes so far:

„I like your mother. You have your mother‘s breasts. [...] Great stand-up tits.“

„He thought he could feel the glucose entering his cells, […]“

„Chin loosed one of his vegetarian farts.“

Ich weiß selbst nicht, warum ich das so unheimlich lustig finde

Ugh should I drop this?

Ist es wirklich nötig für den Plot, dass die Hauptcharakterin in ihren Stiefbruder (mit dem
sie aufgewachsen ist) verliebt ist?? 😭

Chapter two: Broski still has the problem of keeping it in his pants

One chapter in and bro has to stop himself from jerking off to vampire women I am crying