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GOOD GODS. ABSOLUTELY NO WORDS. I AM LIVING. BITCH I AM LIIIIIVING!!!!!!!!!

oh my fucking god. no u dont understand i LOVE them. i love them SO much. youd think just cus theyre stuck in this tower together itd be boring and nothing for the book to offer us.. but its none of that. this is SO good. its seriously MY kind of book. the love and affection they have for each other is so addicting. like i swear to u they havent even fucked yet but genuinely this over anything else. the tension is so

girl….. theyre finally doing SOMETHING with each other….. and i cannot continue reading cus im really at work reading this shit LMAOOOO THIS IS GETTING TOO MUCHH AHHHHHH TOO HOT BITCHES STOPPPPP

i ADORE them

godamnit… i love them. i adore their relationship right now. it is.. so sweet.

GIRL 👀👀 go ahead then RAHHHH LMFAO nothing happened but they FINALLY had a whole ass convo together. this is PROGRESS FOLKS. i really love a good slow burn.

OH MY GOD LMFAO. i did not expect ml to be an actual MONSTER LMFAO. my friend jade gave me this book for our xmas gift book exchange and she gave me this so i can be comfortable reading this authors alien love book or whatever cus I REFUSE to read it BUT I DIDNT EXPECT THIS BOOK TO BE MONSTER LOVE EITHER OMFG. HAHAHAHAHAHA im dying
also update on the last update its not an error but also there was a flaw..

i had to stop here and post this cus idk if the so called shadow prince is a woman???? in page 29 the author writes “The one I need to kill before she kills me” she. BUT the back synopsis says “He is terrifying, cruel,…” ???? SO LIKE WHICH ONE IS IT LMFAO. not hating if it ends up wlw but im just genuinely CONFUSED. is this a text error????

okay so far not much but also i just thought id read one chapter today. we get more outlook on rae’s day to day as a very skilled assassin. not much happened. just that shes a slave to this one chick that basically has her bind to her through blood and its pretty sadistic and honestly kinda hot…. like in toxic relationship kinda a way idk that was the vibe i had reading that chapter and their dynamic together lol

finished the first 5 chapters + the diary entry which ig counts as chapter 6 but it was barely a page so i had to read it. just in time for work tmr so me and jade could talk ab it hehe LOL i thought i wouldnt have time (despite having a 3 day weekend LMAO) but i did. its been pretty good so far. i LOVE the way the author writes. its pretty but also like badass… if that makes sense lol so far i really like the mc

buddy reading this one with my friend jade <3 so exciting!! so far i love how the author writes. i love the butter-y descriptions and the insane world building. though ive had to go back a bunch of times to the glossary and map to figure out what things where, so im gunna be pretty slow at reading this.. but overall really great so far! i very much loved the intro as well.

dont mind my recent updates im just updating and tweaking some past reviews.!

bitch??? OH NY GODDD. okay first off pretty sure tella isnt dead.. but also its her dumbass fault for believing love without hardship exists lmfao like girl u are so dewey lovey eyed that is so annoying.. characters like this make me so mad lol. like shut yur ass up this is what u get for being gullible and stupid, dummy 🙄 (im being too harsh but godamn that was annoying.)

BITCH OH MY GOD??????????? HE BETTER NOT BE DEAD OR SO HELP ME GOD, STEPHANIE

OMG its been a whole month since i last read this 😭 or read anything for that matter.. i obviously didnt get as far as of rn cus i had to read a couple pages to jog my memory. but omg took a break to write this cus omfg??????? first off they kissed second off hello we finally meet her arranged marriage partner and omfg her stupid dad gave julian the scar 😭 fuck him!! gahhhh dont hurt our julian!!!

omfg her dads here??? also so much vulnerability between the two squeeee

AAAHHHHH!!!!!! OMG finally we get to hear more of the lore 😭😭 like i felt so out of the loop with scarlett i was getting hot like she was! okay so its all coming together…, sort of…. but to think this series is 4 books deep????? i wonder what else is in store cus tbh it feels like its almost getting wrapped up..,,,, then again thats what acotar felt like too so im excited for whats more in store

BITCH BEFORE I CONTINUE BECAUSE WHAT!!??? i wanted to mention that the back and forth these bitches, julian and scarlett go through is DRIVING MR INSANE. LMFAO like GIRL IF U DONT SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THAT YOU LIKE HIM IM GUNNA TAKE HIM MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!! anyways it looks like she got the hang of her actual feelings now so….. anyways on to the horror… like is this slightly a horror/suspense novel or what 😭

im ngl i legit got a little spooked once she went down that basement well tunnel place…. like genuinely scared me haha idk why. this book is FILLED with mystery like its really mysterious and idfk whats going on half the time but its SO interesting. i really like how the world is set up. i also obviously really like our ml julian hehe i like our fl too shes pretty cute. i obviously dont like the sis as much too hah

see i knew julian was up to no good he did give off mysterious bad boy vibes hehe its also giving fake dating/marriage troupe and u already know i fw that troupe. i love it when both the characters have nothing to do with each other and one actually and strongly dislikes the other whileas the other is a huge flirtatious annoying flirt that wont shut up and never stop looking pretty 😭 i eat that shit up!

ITS GIVING ALICE IN WONDERLAND TBH IM KINDA DIGGING IT OMG

ooo julian and scarlett sitting in a tree k i s s i n g LMAO well more like desperately trying to swim out of the ocean…. hahahaha i spoiled myself cus i always like looking at pictures of what the characters would look like so i ended up seeing the ship between the two so now im guessing theyre end game 😭 and im not complaining honestly julian seems kinda cute but also too good to be true… anyways we’ll see

theyre getting so romantic i love it SO much. james LOVES her. she is his entire world. it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside i love them i adore james

bitches i am unwell and i am completely undone. just—wow. im literally bouncing off the walls. i have no words. i dont think i have the words to say how i feel right now. literally all i know is that this fucking book is so fucking good i cannot stop smiling bitches this is a disease and i am dying from it

ITS BEEN 13 DAYS I KNOW THATS HOW MAD I WAS WITH THE WHOLE ORDEAL BUT BITCHES IM BACK AND THE WAY I FUCKING TWEAKED THE FUCK OUT AFTER CHAPTER 31 AFTER HOOK FINALLY—AARGGHHHHH BITCH IM HOT AND NOT IN A H0RNY WAY BITCH IM MAD AS FUCK!!!!!!!!! IM MAD AS FUCK AT THIS MAN!!!!!!! WHOS THE DUMB ONE NOW HOOK FUCK

LIKE I CANT BRING OUT THE WORDS TO SAY RIGHT NOW

WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK. FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK AINT NO FUCKING WAY. IM CRYING

INSANE. LMFAO. JUST AAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I WANT JAMES SOOO BAD. SO BAD. LIKE ITS JUST NAUGHTY THOUGHTS GOING THROUGH MY MIND ABOUT HIM JUST ARGHHH!!!!!!!!! i cant. just wow. bitch i need him so bad stop rn

omfg ngl wendy bothers me….. with her daddy issues lmao like what the hell you doin wanting validation from this man when hes been treating you and your brother like shit???? girl stand up. …and then i was like wait she’s just like me fr LMFAO. i always be hating on characters that remind me of myself 😭

bitch oh my GOD. oh my god. THIS SHIT IS SO HOT LMFAO. hook is SOOOOO HOT. ARGHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKK fuck!!!!!! got me SWEATING. I WANT THAT MAN SOOOO BAD SOOO FUCKING BAD 😭😭😫😫😫😔😔 bitch do to me the way you do to her PLEASE LMFAOOOOOO i am down BAD for this man FUCKKK