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Han clean your room that’s so teenage boy ew

Oof she’s gonna see vaders pier

I also do not want a lot of people in my home

THE RING

Grabby ass goblins

Again with the singing

Wow trolls actually have a house underground

So many dwarfs

GANDALF

So the bobbins are boring and beardless

Wow the bible in a science book

Hell yeah craters

Okay I thought he died not went blind

Ooohhh it’s hypothermia

I can’t believe this all happened in one book

Swimming for three days sounds absolutely terrible. Even w the gods making smooth water

Man so many old men stories

Yup not surprised all the boys are in love with the girl who doesn’t want a man

Ooohh the betrayal is gonna be so thic

So the alien turned into a whale and now the whale is exploded

This probability drive is wac

Listen to your mother and you won’t get thrown out of the spaceship

Do they really post demolition plans like that?

Old guys like to tell their old war stories that never change

This goddess really likes Telemachus they probably fuck

So did the goddess come as a man?

Was she a man then?

Okay so this immediately starts out w odysseus on calypsos island, will it go back and give us the whole Polyphemus story?

Of course he becomes a teacher for the aliens lmao

Go save Rocky plz